$15.00
This timeless ENGRAVED wood sign is perfect for anyone who starts the day with the best intentions... and then people happen.
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Why It's a Keeper:
• The words are literally engraved into the wood—just like that permanent eye twitch you developed after the last family reunion.
• No fading, no rubbing off—this sign, like your patience, was built to endure.
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Specs You'll Love:
• Antique white base, because classy is your middle name (even if sarcasm is your first).
• Heavy jute cord for hanging—no need to overthink, unlike that reply you rehearsed 17 times before sending.
• Compact size (3.5"H x 10"W)—perfect for that one wall that screams, “You tried!”
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Customization Options:
Want a different font? A pop of color? Maybe a sign that says, "I Tried. I Really Did"? I’ll make it happen. Message me and we’ll design your future heirloom of exasperation together.
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Weight:
Approximately 6 ounces of pure relatable humor—lighter than your emotional baggage.
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Order now, and let this sign silently express what you’ve been muttering under your breath for years! 😅