It's Not A Hangover... It's Wine Flu Hanging ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood

🍷 It’s Not a Hangover… It’s Wine Flu! 🍷
Handcrafted Engraved Wood Sign – Vintage Look

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Is last night’s vino voyage catching up with you? Feeling a little grape today? 🍇 Don’t worry—this sign tells it like it is, so you don’t have to!

Whether you're a Cabernet connoisseur, a Pinot pro, or just someone who occasionally rosés all day, this engraved wooden sign is the perfect addition to your home, bar, or kitchen. Unlike those headaches that come and go, our lettering is engraved INTO the wood, meaning it will never fade, smudge, or mysteriously disappear—unlike your memory of last night’s second bottle.

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✨ Why You’ll Love It ✨

✔️ Engraved, Not Printed – The words are carved into the wood, ensuring they’ll never rub off, fade, or whine under pressure.

✔️ Rustic Charm – Made from real wood with a classic antique white finish, giving it that vintage, weathered look—just like the bottle you forgot to recork.

✔️ Ready to Hang – Comes with a heavy-duty jute cord, so you can easily hang it where everyone can see (and appreciate your refined sense of humor).

✔️ The Perfect Gift – Ideal for wine lovers, home entertainers, bachelorette parties, housewarming gifts, or that one friend who always insists “one more glass won’t hurt” (we know better).

✔️ Made with Love – Each sign is crafted individually, so no two are exactly alike—kind of like your excuses the morning after.

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📏 Details:

📐 Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High with the Jute cord)

⚖️ Approximate Weight: 6 oz.

🎨 Color: Antique White (but feel free to request a custom color or font—because wine lovers deserve options!)

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🍷 Custom Orders Available! 🍷

Need a different font, color, or more than one sign? Just send me a message! I’d be happy to create something tailored to your tastes—just like your favorite vintage.

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👉 Add this sign to your cart now—because wine not?! 🍷🥂