Beware Of Dog... Don't Trust The Cat Either - ENGRAVED Jute Cord Wood Sign That’s Equal Parts Warning and Wink

🚨 Caution! Enter at Your Own Risk! 🚨
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This charming yet sternly humorous sign is the perfect addition to any home with furry friends and a sense of humor. Whether you're warding off solicitors, unannounced visitors, or just setting expectations about your pets' mischief levels, this sign says it all.
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🪵 Built to Last 🪵

The text isn’t just painted or printed—it’s engraved directly into the wood. That means no fading, rubbing off, or accidental "oopsies" when the dog tries to help redecorate.
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📏 Just the Right Size 📏

Measuring in at 3.5" high, 10" wide, and 3/8" deep, it’s big enough to deliver the message but compact enough to fit in any space. (Bonus: It hangs at 6¼" high with the sturdy jute cord, making it perfect for doors, fences, or wherever your mischief-making cat might want it displayed.)
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🎨 Antique White Elegance 🎨

The base color is a timeless antique white, giving it a classy touch that complements any décor—even if your dog prefers to decorate with mud.
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📬 Customized Chaos 📬

Need a different font? Want to change the base color? Looking for something that matches your cat’s secret lair? No problem! Custom orders are welcomed with open paws.
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🐾 Perfect Gift for Pet Owners 🐾

This sign makes a hilarious gift for pet-loving friends and family—or a self-gift, because you know your cat deserves the call-out.
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⚖️ Specs at a Glance ⚖️

• Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D

• Weight: Approx. 6 oz.

• Hanging Cord: Heavy-duty jute for easy display (cat-approved for swatting purposes).
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Order yours today, and let the world know who’s really running your household! 😼