Dinner Is Ready When You Hear The Smoke Alarm ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

🔥 DINNER IS READY WHEN YOU HEAR THE SMOKE ALARM – ENGRAVED WOOD SIGN 🔥
Because nothing says "home-cooked meal" like a little bit of char!

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Tired of setting unrealistic culinary expectations? Need a home décor piece that truly captures your approach to fine dining (read: survival cooking)? Look no further! This ENGRAVED wooden sign will announce your kitchen philosophy loud and clear – or at least as loud as that smoke alarm that goes off every time you perfectly crisp a grilled cheese.

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This vintage-look masterpiece is for the culinary realists. Forget those "Live, Laugh, Love" signs – this is the realest thing you'll ever hang in your kitchen. And unlike those store-bought, mass-produced knockoffs, our lettering is ENGRAVED INTO THE WOOD so it won’t rub off faster than your patience when trying to flip pancakes.

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PRODUCT DETAILS:

📏 Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (a.k.a. the perfect size to remind your family that you tried)

🎨 Color: Antique White (not to be confused with “Burnt Toast Beige” or “Oops, That’s Charcoal”)

🧵 Hanging Mechanism: Heavy jute cord (because duct tape is tacky, and not in the cute way)

🏠 Handmade: Yep, made one at a time in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, just like grandma never used to make

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WHY YOU NEED THIS SIGN:

✅ Instantly lowers expectations – your family will appreciate any meal that doesn’t come with a side of fire extinguisher foam.

✅ Makes a great gift – perfect for new homeowners, college students, or that friend who still thinks “preheated oven” means “it’s done.”

✅ Guaranteed conversation starter – usually beginning with “Wow, this is so you.”

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CUSTOM ORDERS WELCOME!

Want a different color? A different font? A custom saying like “Sous Chef: Mr. Microwave” or “Today’s Special: Takeout”? Shoot me a message! I make these one at a time, just like your attempt at a soufflé (which, let’s be honest, was one time too many).

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ORDER NOW – BECAUSE BURNED BISCUITS DESERVE A SLOGAN!

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Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products – where we turn kitchen mishaps into wall art.