Humorous "Children May Be Deductible" Hanging ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wooden Sign

Because kids may not come with instructions, but at least they come with tax benefits! This witty engraved wooden sign is the perfect addition to your home or office, keeping things light while reminding everyone that the real perks of parenthood might show up on your 1040 form.
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Why It’s a Must-Have:

💰 Taxing Humor: Parenthood is priceless… but hey, every little deduction helps! This sign is sure to get a knowing laugh from parents, accountants, and tax professionals alike.

💰 Built to Last: The engraved lettering is as permanent as your grocery bill after three kids. No fading, no rubbing off—this humor is here to stay.

💰 Effortless Hanging: Equipped with a sturdy jute cord, it’s ready to hang wherever you need a laugh—your kitchen, office, or tax-prep dungeon.

💰 Timeless Charm: The vintage-inspired antique white finish pairs perfectly with rustic, farmhouse, or “I’m surviving on coffee and hope” décor.
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Features & Specs:
● Dimensions: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" H with the jute cord)

● Material: Solid wood with engraved lettering

● Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (lighter than the load your kids put on your shoulders!)
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Perfect For:

🍼 Parents: Because raising kids is rewarding… but tax season might be your only real payday.

📋 Accountants: Add a dash of humor to your office—your clients will deduct you’re hilarious!

🎁 Gift-Givers: Know a parent who deserves a laugh (or a refund)? This sign is a guaranteed hit.
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Customization Options:

● Prefer a different color or font? Let me know—I’ll customize it faster than you can say “itemized deductions.”

● Need multiples? Contact me to place a custom order, and I’ll happily engrave them one at a time.
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Hang this sign where the humor will hit hardest. Whether you're laughing through the chaos or just crunching numbers, "Children May Be Deductible But They Are Still Taxing" is a playful reminder that the tax code might just be your best parenting perk.
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Order yours today—because deductions may expire, but laughter is forever!