If Something Here Offends You Please Let Us Know We Could All Use A Good Laugh ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

✨ Turn Offense Into Amusement! This handcrafted engraved wooden sign is the perfect way to set the mood in your home, office, or that one room where you quietly scream into a pillow. With its timeless humor and vintage charm, it’s sure to be a conversation starter—or an argument ender!

This ENGRAVED beauty isn’t just another cheap wall sign. No sir/ma’am/human! The lettering is carved directly into the wood, so it won’t fade, peel, or mysteriously disappear like that $20 bill you “hid” last week.
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PRODUCT DETAILS

Color: Antique White—the classy shade that says, “I have taste, but I also don’t take myself too seriously.”
Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D. (Just the right size to make its point without stealing all the attention—unlike your cat.)

Cord Length: Adds an additional 2¾" for easy hanging anywhere your heart desires.
Weight: 6 oz. Light enough for a tack but heavy enough to stay put during an existential crisis.
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WHY YOU NEED THIS

✅ A Daily Dose of Humor: Whether you're breaking the ice with guests or throwing subtle shade, this sign does the job effortlessly.

✅ Built to Last: Unlike printed or painted signs, the engraved lettering is here to stay. It’ll outlast your New Year’s resolutions and probably your houseplants too.

✅ Makes the Best Gift Ever: Perfect for that sarcastic friend, your hilariously blunt co-worker, or the in-laws who could use a little less seriousness in their lives.
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PERFECT FOR...

💡 The Entryway: Let visitors know exactly what kind of vibe they’re walking into.

💡 The Office: Because HR could always use a laugh...probably.

💡 The Kitchen: Pair it with a glass of wine and some salty snacks for peak sass.

💡 The Bathroom: A great way to lighten the mood during moments of, uh, deep reflection.
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CUSTOMIZATION AVAILABLE!

Got a specific font or color in mind? Want to tweak the wording? No problem! I make each sign by hand, so I can customize it to your heart’s content. Message me, and we’ll create a masterpiece that’s uniquely yours.
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WHY SHOP WITH ME?

🏠 Small Business Love: You’re supporting a real human who puts passion, creativity, and a dash of snark into every piece.

💨 Quick Turnaround: I get it—you want this sign in your hands (and on your wall) ASAP.
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FINAL THOUGHTS

This sign is more than just décor—it’s a lifestyle statement. It says, “We don’t sweat the small stuff. We laugh at it.” And who doesn’t need more laughs these days? Add it to your cart now, and get ready for the compliments, chuckles, and maybe even a few playful side-eyes.
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🚪 Hang it. Love it. Laugh at it.