The Dishes Are Giving Me Dirty Looks Again ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

🎨 The Dishes Are Giving Me Dirty Looks Again ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign
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Are your dishes silently judging you from the sink? Do they whisper passive-aggressive remarks every time you pass by? Well, now you can fight back (or at least laugh about it) with our hilariously charming engraved wood sign! This vintage-inspired gem will remind everyone that those dirty dishes have opinions, but you’ve got a sense of humor.
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Features That’ll Have You Hooked (Literally, It Comes with a Cord!)

֎ Engraved Design: That’s right—no flimsy paint or easily-fading print here! The words “The Dishes Are Giving Me Dirty Looks Again” are carved INTO the wood itself. This ensures that your sign stays funny and fabulous no matter how many dish-related meltdowns it witnesses.

֎ Vintage Vibes: With its antique white finish, this sign screams “classy,” even if your sink is screaming “chaos.”

֎ Jute Cord: Forget tape or tacks; this rustic heavy-duty cord makes hanging the sign a breeze. Plus, it adds a touch of farmhouse chic to your kitchen.
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Personalized Perfection!

Want a different font? Dreaming of a bold new color? Got a secret feud with Comic Sans? No problem! Custom orders are my specialty—just message me, and we’ll make your perfect sign vision a reality. (Please

Note:

The dishes may still judge you. That’s beyond my control.)
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Specs (Because Details Matter)

֎ Size: 3.5 inches high x 10 inches wide x 3/8 inch deep (6.25 inches high with the cord, because physics).

֎ Weight: About 6 ounces. Lightweight enough to hang with ease, but heavy enough to remind you it’s quality craftsmanship.

֎ Color: Antique White. It’s timeless, classy, and pairs well with kitchen chaos.

What Can You Do With This Sign?

֎ Gift It: Perfect for housewarming parties, weddings, or that one friend who orders takeout because they can’t face the sink.
֎ Decorate Your Space: Hang it in your kitchen, or anywhere dishes like to gather and judge.
֎ Passive-Aggressive Messaging: Use it as a subtle reminder to your kids, spouse, or roommates to pick up a sponge once in a while.

Why Buy From Me?

I handcraft these signs one at a time with love, humor, and just a touch of caffeine-fueled dedication. Whether you’re ordering one or twenty, each sign gets the same level of care and precision.

Shipping Info

֎ Ships in 3-5 business days because perfection takes time.
֎ Comes beautifully packaged (but don’t worry, the dishes won’t notice).

Warning:

This sign will not wash your dishes for you. It’s also not dishwasher-safe, so please don’t test that theory.
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Ready to add a little humor to your home or surprise someone with a witty gift? Click Add to Cart now and let this sign remind everyone that life’s too short to stress over judging plates.
After all, if the dishes have opinions, so should your décor!