Measure Once Cuss Twice ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Measure Once, Cuss Twice – Vintage-Style Engraved Wood Sign

📏✂️💥 #@&%! The classic sound of every DIY project!

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Are you or someone you love a precision-challenged woodworker, a creative cusser, or just a fan of finely crafted funny signs? This Measure Once, Cuss Twice engraved wood plaque is the perfect addition to your workshop, garage, or anywhere tools and expletives collide!

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🔥 Why You'll Love This Sign: 🔥

✅ Deeply Engraved Lettering – Because paint fades, but your mistakes live forever! The text is carved INTO the wood for a long-lasting, vintage look that won’t rub off, peel, or mysteriously disappear like that one missing 10mm socket.

✅ Heavy-Duty Jute Cord – Pre-attached for easy hanging, so you can put it up fast (before your next project goes sideways).

✅ Crafted with Love (and Maybe a Little Frustration) – Made one at a time at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin by someone who totally understands your tool-related struggles.

✅ Antique White Finish – A classic look that says “I know what I’m doing” (even if you don’t).

✅ Perfect Gift for DIYers & Crafters – Ideal for woodworkers, handymen, crafters, and anyone who’s ever measured twice and STILL messed up.

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📏 Specifications:

🔹 Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (6¼” High with Jute Cord)

🔹 Weight: Approx. 6 oz – just light enough to hang, but hefty enough to feel like real quality.

🔹 Material: Solid wood, because plastic signs don’t understand your pain.

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🎨 Custom Orders Welcome!

Want a different color, font, or size? Need a custom engraving for your buddy who swears like a sailor and builds like a legend? Message me! I’m happy to make something just for you.

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💥 ORDER NOW before your next project has you searching for a stress ball and stronger curse words!