If It's Deer Season Don't Call Me Because I Won't Answer ~ Hanging ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ Shoot, Look At All The Calls I Missed!
$15.00
If It’s Deer Season, Don’t Call Me—Because I Won’t Answer! 🦌📵
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Hey there, fellow deer devotee! If you're the kind of person who vanishes into the wilderness the moment deer season opens, then this sign was practically made for you (well, actually, I make it, but you get the idea).
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This ENGRAVED sign isn’t just any old wall décor—no sir! The lettering is carved right into the wood, meaning it won’t rub off, fade, or mysteriously disappear like that one trophy buck you swore was right there a second ago.
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🏹 Why You Need This Sign 🏹
✔ Perfectly Clear Message – No more explaining why you don’t answer your phone from October to January. Just point at the sign and head for the tree stand.
✔ Vintage Vibes – The antique white finish gives it a rustic charm, like your grandpappy’s hunting cabin—except without the smell of decades-old jerky.
✔ Handmade with Care – I craft each sign one at a time, so every piece is as unique as your favorite hunting spot. Need more than one? Give me a holler (just not during deer season).
✔ Easy Hanging – Comes with a sturdy jute cord so you can hang it up fast—faster than your buddy can say, "I swear, the big one got away!"
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📏 Dimensions & Weight
● Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" High including the Jute Cord)
●• Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (lighter than your favorite hunting cap)
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Want a Custom Order?
Maybe you want a different font? A new color? A personalized message like "Gone Hunting—Take a Number (and a Snack)"? Just send me a message, and I’ll make a sign that’s as custom as your camo outfit!
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🎯 Don't wait—snag this sign before deer season opens! 🎯
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And if you do message me, just be patient—because if it’s deer season… well, you already know. 😉
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