Fish Come In 3 Sizes Small Medium and the one that got away ~ Hanging ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

🎣 Fish Come in 3 Sizes: Small, Medium, and… The One That Got Away! 🐟🏆 ~ Engraved Vintage-Style Wood Sign

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Are you tired of your fishing buddies exaggerating their latest “record-breaking” catch? Do you need an official sign to commemorate every legendary, mythical fish that almost made it into the boat? Well, hold onto your tackle box, because this ENGRAVED wood sign is here to hook you up!

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🐠 Hook, Line, and Sinker:

● The lettering is deeply engraved into the wood—no cheap paint, no fading, no “I swear it was this big” kind of flakiness!

● Crafted with vintage-style charm on an Antique White background, making it a great catch for any rustic, lakehouse, or cabin décor.

● Comes with a sturdy jute cord for easy hanging—because, let’s be honest, you have better things to do (like plotting your next fishing expedition).

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📏 The Specs (No Fish Tales Here!):

● Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (about 6¼" high including the jute cord)

● Weight: ~6 oz (lightweight, but still sturdier than your buddy’s excuse for why he lost another fish)

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🎣 A Reel-y Great Gift!


This sign makes a fin-tastic gift for:


✔️ Fishing fanatics who love a good chuckle


✔️ Cabin owners who know the best stories happen after the fish escapes


✔️ Anyone who enjoys a bit of humor with their home décor


✔️ That one uncle who swears he once caught a “30-pound trout” with a shoelace and a paperclip

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💬 Need More? Want a Custom Order?

I make these one at a time (no mass-produced, big-box store nonsense here!), so if you need more than one, just drop me a line! 🎣 Want a different font or color? Let’s chat—I’m happy to customize!

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⚠️ Warning: Hanging this sign may cause spontaneous storytelling, excessive gesturing about “this big” fish, and sudden urges to buy more fishing gear.

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Add this to your cart before it swims away! 🛒🏃♂️💨