$15.00
Bigfoot Saw Me... But Nobody Believed Him! – Engraved Vintage-Style Wood Sign
Ever feel unseen and unheard? Well, Bigfoot gets it—he saw me, but who’s gonna believe him? 👀
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This engraved wooden sign is the perfect way to add a touch of mystery, humor, and legendary charm to your space!
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Proudly crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, this sign is so high quality, even Bigfoot would hang it in his hideout.
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Why You’ll Go Sasquatch for This Sign:
🦶 LEGENDARY – Made from premium wood with an engraved design that won’t vanish like a blurry Bigfoot photo.
🦶 VINTAGE VIBES – Antique white base gives it a rustic, well-traveled look (kind of like Bigfoot himself).
🦶 EASY TO HANG – Comes with a heavy jute cord for effortless display—no need for cryptid-level skills.
🦶 PERFECT SIZE – 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" high with the jute cord), just big enough to be noticed but not conspiratorially suspicious.
🦶 LIGHTWEIGHT – At only 6 oz, this sign is easier to carry than a blurry camera while trekking through the woods.
🦶 CUSTOMIZABLE – Want your own twist? Message us for custom orders!
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The Ultimate Gift for:
✔️ Bigfoot believers and skeptics (because, deep down, we all want to believe).
✔️ Cabin, man cave, office, or anywhere that needs a touch of mystery.
✔️ Anyone who swears they saw something in the woods that one time…
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📦 Fast & Secure Shipping – We package each sign with care so it doesn’t mysteriously disappear in transit.
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📩 Have questions? Want a custom order? Send us a message! We promise we’re easier to find than Bigfoot. 😉