For the Wildly Free Spirits Among Us! ~ I’m Not Retired, I’m Funemployed ~ Engraved Vintage Look Wood Sign

I’m Not Retired, I’m Funemployed" Engraved Vintage Look Wood Sign – For the Wildly Free Spirits Among Us!
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🎉 Welcome to Your New Favorite Home Accent! 🎉

Tired of the same old humdrum wall decor? Need a little zing that says, "I may not punch a clock, but I sure know how to punch up the fun"? Look no further! Our "I’m Not Retired, I’m Funemployed" engraved wood sign is here to rescue your walls and bring smiles to faces—because life’s too short for boring decor.
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Why You’ll Love This Sign:

• Engraved Lettering: That’s right, folks. The words are engraved directly into the wood like they’re whispering timeless wisdom to all who dare read them. No fading, no flaking, no nonsense—just pure, sassy durability.

• Rustic Charm: With its vintage-inspired Antique White finish and earthy jute cord, this sign screams "chic farmhouse with a dash of rebellion." Think Joanna Gaines meets a retired rock star.

• Conversation Starter: Hang it in your living room, kitchen, man cave, or she-shed, and watch guests chuckle, nod, and possibly raise a toast to your new carefree status.
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Who Is This For?

• That uncle who claims he's "retired from stress" but spends his mornings fishing and his afternoons napping.

• The fabulous aunt who turned early retirement into a full-time hobby of margaritas and beach days. 🍹

• YOU, if you’re owning your best funemployed life and want the world to know it. 🙌
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Details & Specs:

• Measurements:
3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D. (With the jute cord, it’s a regal 6.25" high!)
Perfectly sized for a little wall sass without overwhelming your space.

• Weight: Approx. 6 oz. That’s lighter than a good sandwich, but just as satisfying. 🥪

• Material: Wood—because plastic signs are for the uninspired.

• Color: Antique White base. Classic, neutral, and a little fancy. (But not too fancy—we don’t do fussy here.)
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Want Something Custom?

Got your own witty slogan or need a pop of color? Maybe something in "Retirement Red" or "Funemployed Fuchsia"? Drop me a message! I love bringing unique visions to life, and I’ll gladly create a custom masterpiece that’s as one-of-a-kind as you are. 🎨
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Perfect for Gifting! 🎁

Looking for the ideal present for that soon-to-be-retiree, your fun-loving bestie, or even yourself? This sign is ready to charm its way into the hearts (and homes) of anyone with a sense of humor and a love for the finer things—like naps and happy hour.
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Shipping Information:

Each sign is handcrafted with love (and a little sawdust) just for you. Please allow 3-5 business days for production because perfection takes time. 💪
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Customer Testimonials:

🌟 "Bought this for my dad, who ‘retired’ last year but seems to be busier than ever! He laughed so hard, he nearly dropped his fishing pole." — Laura M.

🌟 "This hangs right above my coffee maker, and it reminds me every morning that retirement isn’t a phase—it’s a lifestyle." — Greg T.

🌟 "Funemployed? More like fun-empowered! Love this sign!" — Sheila R.
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🎉 So, What Are You Waiting For? 🎉
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Click that Add to Cart button now and let your walls (and life) get a little more fun-employment fabulous. You deserve it!