She Said She Missed Me Normally That Would Be Good But She's Reloading ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

🎯 "She Said She Missed Me… Normally That Would Be Good, But She's Reloading" 🎯
Vintage-Style Engraved Wood Sign with Sass and Charm
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Are you ready to hang a little humor on your wall that also doubles as a warning? This delightfully witty, engraved wooden sign is the perfect way to showcase your sharp sense of humor—or your subtle hint that visitors should stay on their best behavior.
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🏡 Rustic Charm Meets Laser Precision:

Crafted with love (and possibly a little fear), this sign features the phrase:
“She said she missed me. Normally, that would be good, but she’s reloading.”

The lettering is engraved directly into the wood, so it’s not going anywhere—unlike the paint on your old signs or the one time your neighbor “borrowed” your lawnmower and forgot to return it.

The antique white finish gives it a vintage, farmhouse look that screams cozy with a side of chaos. And with a heavy jute cord for easy hanging, you can display this masterpiece anywhere:

● Above your fireplace

● On your front porch

● Or perhaps next to the cookie jar (so everyone knows who’s watching).
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🎯 Who Needs This Sign?

● The Funny Friend: Everyone knows someone whose sarcasm deserves to be immortalized.

● The Spouse With A Wink: Perfect for the better half who loves a laugh—and maybe keeps you guessing.

● Cabin Vibes Enthusiasts: Hang this in your hunting lodge or she-shed, and it’ll be a hit.

● Your Favorite Gunpowder Gourmet: Makes a fantastic gift for your range-loving, sharp-shooting pals.
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🛠️ Customization Options:

Want it in a different font or color? Maybe you want the wording changed to fit your unique style of humor (*"She’s reloading—and she’s got aim"?). No problem! Send me a message, and I’ll work my woodshop magic to create your dream version.
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📏 Size Details:

● Dimensions: 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D

● With the jute cord, it measures a generous 6¼” high—perfect for hanging.

● Lightweight at just 6 ounces, so it’s easy to hang and harder to ignore.
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🎨 Why Choose My Signs?

I don’t just make signs—I create conversation starters! Every piece is handmade and designed to bring a smile to your face (or maybe a smirk if you're the "reloading" type). Each sign is crafted one at a time, so you’re not getting a mass-produced item—you're getting a little slice of humor made just for you.
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📦 Need Multiples?

Whether you’re decorating a lodge, hosting a themed party, or handing these out as hilarious gifts, I can handle bulk orders. Just let me know how many you need, and I’ll get to work—one witty sign at a time.
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💌 Warning:

This sign is all fun and games… until someone takes it seriously. Please enjoy responsibly! 😊
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🛒 Order Yours Today!

Add this hilarious sign to your cart now and give your home, gift, or space the touch of humor it deserves. Supplies are limited, and let’s be honest—who wants to miss this shot? 🎯