To Avoid Injury Do Not Tell Me How To Do My Job Hanging ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign
$15.00
To Avoid Injury: DO NOT Tell Me How to Do My Job – Engraved Vintage-Style Wood Sign
(Because Your Safety is My Almost Top Priority)
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Ah, workplace wisdom at its finest! This exquisitely engraved (yes, engraved – not printed, not painted, not scribbled with a half-dried-out marker) wooden sign is here to do what words alone cannot: keep unsolicited advisors at bay. Whether you're wielding power tools, flipping burgers, or majestically rearranging paperclips in a high-stakes corporate setting, this vintage-look masterpiece will remind others to keep their “helpful” suggestions to themselves.
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Handcrafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products – Elkhorn, Wisconsin!
(Yes, real humans made this. No robots, elves, or over-caffeinated squirrels were involved. Well, except for Al, but we don’t talk about Al.)
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Why You Need This Sign in Your Life
✔ Sarcastic Yet Effective – Perfect for hanging near your workstation, office, kitchen, or anywhere "know-it-alls" like to congregate.
✔ Lasts Longer Than Your Patience – The letters are engraved INTO the wood, meaning they won’t fade, peel, or mysteriously disappear like workplace morale on a Monday.
✔ Easy Hanging for Instant Authority – Comes with a heavy-duty jute cord, so you can display your warning in a matter of seconds.
✔ A Great Gift for That “Special” Someone – Know a friend, boss, or coworker who’s been one “you should try doing it THIS way” away from a felony? This sign is the perfect intervention!
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Product Details:
📏 Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (or 6¼” High with the Jute Cord) – compact enough to fit anywhere, yet bold enough to be noticed.
🎨 Color: Antique White (because "Timeless Exasperation" wasn’t available as a paint swatch).
⚖ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (or roughly the weight of your patience running out).
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Custom Orders Welcome!
Want this beauty in a different color? A fancy font? Perhaps one that better matches your level of daily sarcasm? Shoot me a message, and I'll make it happen! If you need more than one, let me know—I’ll whip up as many as you need before I collapse dramatically from exhaustion.
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📬 Message me if you have questions!
(Unless your question is “Can I tell you how to do your job?” The answer is already on the sign.)
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👀 Grab yours today before another underappreciated soul beats you to it!