Engraved Sign "Fart Like No One Is Listening" – The Perfect Blend of Class and Gas

Why keep it bottled up when you can let it rip with pride? This "Fart Like No One Is Listening" engraved sign is the ultimate conversation starter for your home, bathroom, or as a gift for the friend who always blames the dog.

Key Features:

● Engraved Lettering: Permanently carved into the wood, this sign will last longer than your most memorable moment of flatulence.
● Ready to Hang: Includes a durable jute cord for easy display in your favorite (or stinkiest) spot.
● Handcrafted Humor: Each piece is made one at a time, ensuring your sign is as unique as your sense of humor.

Details:

● Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" high with the jute cord)
● Color: Antique White base, because even fart jokes can be classy.
● Weight: A lightweight 6 oz.—easy to hang but full of heavy laughs.

Customization Available:

Want a different font or color? Need more than one? Let me know, and I’ll create the perfect batch of giggle-inducing plaques just for you.

Perfect For:

● Bathrooms needing comic relief
● Gag gifts that don’t stink (too much)
● Celebrating the unapologetic joy of being yourself

Don’t hold back—grab this sign today and let the good vibes (and laughs) flow freely!