I Never Take A Day Off Work Because They'd Know How Much they Don't Need Me ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

"I Never Take a Day Off Work Because They’d Know How Much They Don’t Need Me" - Engraved Vintage Wood Sign

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🚨 WARNING: This sign may cause excessive nodding, deep sighs, and a sudden realization that your job might actually be able to function without you. 🚨

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Are you the unsung office hero, holding everything together with duct tape and sheer stubbornness? Do you keep showing up, day after day, because the moment you take a day off, someone might figure out that gasp they can survive without you? This ENGRAVED Vintage-Style Wooden Sign is here to showcase your dedication (or tragic lack of escape routes).

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💼 The Details (Because, Unlike Your Co-Workers, I Pay Attention) 💼

✅ Authentic Engraving: No cheap printing or flimsy paint here—your message is ENGRAVED into the wood, just like your commitment to showing up even when you shouldn’t.

✅ Aged to Perfection: The base color is Antique White, giving it that rustic, “I’ve been here way too long” vibe.

✅ Hang in There (Literally): Comes with a sturdy jute cord so you can display your workplace woes with pride.

✅ Handmade Perfection: Each sign is carefully crafted one at a time, just like the work you do that nobody seems to appreciate. Need more than one? Let me know, and I’ll begrudgingly make extra—unlike your boss, I actually listen to requests.

✅ The Right Size for Maximum Impact:

● Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High including the hanging cord)

● Weight: Approx. 6 oz (lighter than the weight of carrying your entire team on your back).

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🎁 Perfect Gift For:

✔ The overworked, underappreciated office warrior

✔ That co-worker who refuses to use PTO

✔ Your home office wall, as a daily reminder of why you should’ve become a beach bum instead

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🛠 Custom Orders Available! 🛠

Want a different color? Different font? Maybe an entirely new soul-crushing work-related quote? I got you! Just send me a message, and I’ll make sure your sign matches your specific level of workplace existential dread.

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📦 Fast Shipping, Because I Actually Do My Job 📦

Unlike Chad from Accounting, I get things done on time. Your unique sign will ship quickly and safely, so you can start displaying your passive-aggressive workplace wisdom ASAP.

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Add to your cart now—because let’s face it, if you don’t, someone else will, and then HR will get involved in yet another passive-aggressive office war. 💼😆