Forget Love I'd Rather Fall In Chocolate ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Forget Love, I'd Rather Fall In Chocolate ~ Engraved Vintage-Style Wood Sign
Because Who Needs Love When You Have Chocolate?

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Let’s face it: Love might be sweet, but chocolate? Chocolate never disappoints. It doesn’t argue over the remote, it doesn’t steal the covers, and—best of all—it’s always there for you when you need a pick-me-up. So, why settle for the fleeting joys of affection when you can have the everlasting comfort of chocolate?

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This engraved wood sign is for all the chocolate lovers who get it. Whether you’re showing off your true devotion to chocolate or just need a cheeky reminder that there are better things than love in this world (like chocolate, for instance), this sign is the perfect addition to your kitchen, office, or anywhere you need a little sweet sarcasm.

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Why This Sign Is Basically The Best Thing Ever:

Engraved, Not Printed.
♥ The lettering is engraved into the wood, which means it’s not going to rub off after five minutes like that cute "I Love You" mug you got last Valentine’s Day. Nope, this is forever, just like your love for chocolate. No fading. No peeling. Just pure, unrelenting sass and chocolate devotion.

Perfect for Gifts.
♥ Looking for a gift that says “I’m thoughtful, but also deeply cynical?” This is it. Birthdays, holidays, or any day ending in "y," this sign will make your friends and family laugh—or at least raise an eyebrow in mild confusion. You’re welcome.

Ready to Hang.
♥ A heavy-duty jute cord is attached because why would you want to deal with anything less when it’s time to hang up this masterpiece? You won’t need to gather your strength to wrestle with the hardware store, either. It’s all set up for you—because I’m just that thoughtful (and efficient).

Handcrafted.
♥ Every single sign is handmade by a real human being. Not a factory robot, not a Keebler elf, just me—a person who enjoys making things with their own two hands. No assembly line here.

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Measurements (Because Size Matters):

♥ Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼”H with the jute cord hanging down like it’s ready to make a dramatic entrance at your next gathering).

♥ Weight: Approximately 6 oz. – just heavy enough to make you feel like you’re getting a good deal, but light enough to ship. Because I care about your wallet AND your doorframe.

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Custom Orders – Because You Deserve the Best (and by Best, I Mean What You Want):

Have you ever stared at a wooden sign and thought, “This would be perfect... if only it were in a different font and color.” Well, guess what? Your prayers have been answered. If you want a custom design, color, or font, I’m here to make your chocolate dreams come true. No request too crazy (as long as it’s not actually crazy).

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So, go ahead and grab this sign. It’s time to show the world that your heart belongs to chocolate. Love will come and go, but chocolate? Chocolate is forever.