Raising Kids Is Like Being Pecked To Death By A Chicken ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ "Yeow!!!"

Raising Kids Is Like Being Pecked To Death By A Chicken – ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ "Yeow!!!"

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Parents, you know the struggle. One minute, your little angels are sweetly napping, and the next, they’re relentlessly pecking away at your sanity like a crazed barnyard chicken. If you've ever been squawked at for a snack 30 seconds after handing out a snack, or if you’ve tried reasoning with a toddler mid-tantrum, this sign is for you.

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Why You'll Love It:

🐔 Deeply ENGRAVED Lettering – Unlike painted or printed designs that can fade or scratch, our lettering is carved directly into the wood. That means it’ll last forever—just like your kids’ endless requests for snacks.

🐔 Rustic Charm Meets Relatable Parenting Truth – Designed with a vintage look and an Antique White finish, this sign is the perfect addition to your farmhouse kitchen, entryway, or anywhere you need a reminder that you’re not alone in the chaos.

🐔 Ready to Hang & Ready to Gift – Comes with a sturdy jute cord so you can proudly display it on your wall (or use it to subtly warn child-free guests of the reality they’re missing). It also makes a hilarious yet heartfelt gift for fellow parents, grandparents, teachers, or anyone who’s ever had their patience tested by tiny humans.

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Handmade Just for You:

I create these one at a time, so if you need multiples for gifts, just let me know! Want a different font or color? Custom orders are welcome!

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📏 Measurements:

✔ Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" H including jute cord)

✔ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (Light enough to hang, heavy enough to show you mean business.)

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Proudly made in Elkhorn, Wisconsin by a full-grown adult (who has also survived raising children).

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🎁 Order now and bring a little humor (and truth) into your home or gift-giving!