Welcome to the ultimate reality check in home décor! ~ I Am No Longer Mom; I Am My Kids' Personal Assistant ~ Engraved Wood Sign

Personal Assistant? Whaaat?

Have you ever had one of those days? You know the kind: shuttling the kids to soccer, dance, karate, and an impromptu emergency "we need cupcakes by 8 a.m." baking session? It’s official—you’re not Mom anymore. You’re their Personal Assistant—on call 24/7, no PTO, and the occasional "bonus" of sticky hugs.

Celebrate your new title with this hilarious, timelessly chic, "I Am No Longer Mom; I Am My Kids' Personal Assistant" Engraved Vintage Look Wood Sign.
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✨ Why You’ll Love This Sign!

➡️ Made to Last:
Unlike your patience during a toddler tantrum, this sign will stand the test of time. The lettering is engraved directly into the wood, ensuring it won’t fade, rub off, or ghost you like your teenager during chore time.

➡️ Rustic Elegance Meets Snarky Charm:
Crafted in Antique White, it’s the perfect blend of farmhouse charm and comedic truth-telling. Because why shouldn’t your sense of humor match your décor?

➡️ Ready to Hang (Just Like You):
With a sturdy jute cord, this masterpiece is as easy to hang as the backpack your kid was supposed to put on the hook.

➡️ The Perfect Size:
Measuring 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D, it’s small enough to fit anywhere but big enough to shout the truth loud and proud. It's 6¼" tall if you include the jute cord—because sometimes every inch matters!
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🎁 The Ideal Gift for…

• The Mom Who Does It All (literally, all of it).

• Your BFF who needs a laugh during PTA meeting season.

• A self-aware baby shower gift (let’s be real—she’s gonna need this!).
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🌈 Customization Options!

Feeling fancy? Let me sprinkle some extra pizzazz into your life!

● Want a different font? Maybe something bold like the tone you use at bedtime? Done!

● Dreaming of a new color to match your aesthetic? Just let me know, and I’ll bring it to life (unlike your kids when you say "It’s time to get up!").

Simply hit Contact Seller, and we’ll make your wildest wood sign dreams come true. 🎨
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📏 Measurements and Weight

● Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" with the cord)

● Approximate Weight: 6 oz (light enough to hang anywhere but sturdy enough to withstand side-eyes).
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🤲 Handmade with Love and Sass

Each sign is lovingly created one at a time in my workshop, which also doubles as a snack negotiation zone. This means every piece is unique—kind of like your third grader’s "organization system."
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⚡ Don’t Wait—Get Yours Today!

Order now and get ready to laugh, cry, and feel seen every time you look at it. Whether it’s a gift or a little treat for yourself, this sign is here to remind you that you’re not alone in this wild ride called parenting. 🏃
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👉 Add to Cart NOW—your sanity deserves it!

(Disclaimer: Sign will not magically make your kids remember their homework, but it will make you smile. And isn’t that half the battle?)