Sorry I'm Late I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Sorry I’m Late – I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted To
🚨 ATTENTION CHRONICALLY UNBOTHERED INDIVIDUALS 🚨

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Are you tired of people expecting you to be on time? Want to add a little passive-aggressive pizzazz to your entryway, office, or anywhere else people may have been patiently (ha!) waiting for you? Well, look no further!

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This ENGRAVED wooden sign isn’t just a decorative masterpiece—it’s a statement, a lifestyle, a public service announcement for those who still believe in the myth of punctuality.

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Why You Need This in Your Life:

✅ Engraved, Not Stamped or Painted – The words are literally carved into the wood, just like your commitment to arriving precisely when it suits you. No fading, no rubbing off, no weak excuses.

✅ Vintage Look – Because nothing says “timeless wisdom” like a sign that looks like it’s been warning people about your tardiness for decades.

✅ Handmade with Love (and Sarcasm) – Each one is crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin. No factory nonsense, just good old-fashioned, slightly sassy craftsmanship.

✅ Comes with a Jute Cord for Easy Hanging – So you can display your attitude effortlessly. Mount it in your entryway, cubicle, or anywhere people might mistakenly expect you to be on time.

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Sizing Up the Situation:

📏 Measurements: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High with the Jute Cord)

⚖️ Approximate Weight: 6 oz. (Light enough to hang anywhere, heavy enough to carry the weight of your unapologetic tardiness.)

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Customization Options:

Want a different color? A different font? A sign that says, “I’ll be there in five minutes” (a.k.a. a lie)? I got you! Message me, and I’ll whip up a custom order just for you.

⚠️ Important Note: If you need more than one (for your equally time-flexible friends), just let me know, and I’ll make more! After all, good things—and people—come to those who wait.

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👉 Order now, or you know… whenever you feel like it. No rush. 😉