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I Don’t Feel Like Adulting Today – ENGRAVED Vintage-Style Wooden Sign

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Ah, adulthood—the land of bills, responsibilities, and pretending you know what you’re doing. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could just put up a sign and make all those pesky adulting duties disappear? Well, my friend, while we can’t promise that this sign will magically pay your taxes or do your laundry, we can promise that it will clearly announce your refusal to engage in grown-up activities for the day (or possibly forever—we won’t judge).

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This delightful engraved wooden sign is proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products right here in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin. And by bustling, we mean it has people, cows, and at least one person making snarky wooden signs.

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Why You Need This Sign:

✔ Engraved lettering – Because you deserve quality! The message is carved into the wood, meaning it will never fade, peel, or mysteriously vanish like your motivation on Monday mornings. Unlike painted or printed signs, this beauty will stick around for the long haul (even if your enthusiasm for adulting doesn’t).

✔ Heavy jute cord included – So you can hang it up with ease. No complex assembly required—because let’s be honest, if you don’t feel like adulting, you probably don’t feel like looking for tools either.

✔ Perfectly sized at 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D – Big enough to get the point across, but small enough to fit into your carefully curated “I’ve given up” decor.

✔ Lightweight (approx. 6 oz.) – So you can move it around effortlessly, depending on where you need to avoid responsibility the most.

✔ Handmade one at a time – Meaning each one has that little touch of artisanal charm. Want more than one? Contact me, and I’ll happily make as many as you need to decorate your personal anti-adulting sanctuary.

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Where to Use This Sign:

✔ Hang it on your office door as a warning to unsuspecting coworkers.

✔ Place it in the kitchen next to your pile of unwashed dishes.

✔ Display it near the laundry room, because let’s face it—those clothes can wait another day (or three).

✔ Prop it up in your bedroom, next to your collection of throw pillows you never actually use.

✔ Gift it to that one friend who calls you to complain about how much being a grown-up stinks (we all have one).

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Customization Available!

Want a different font? A different color? Maybe something that says “I Don’t Feel Like Existing Today”? Shoot me a message, and I’ll make it happen (because I do feel like crafting today).

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Base Color:

✔ Antique White – because nothing says “I have impeccable taste” quite like a rustic, vintage aesthetic.

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So, if you're ready to embrace your inner child and let the world know you're off-duty, grab this sign before responsibility catches up with you!

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Order now before I decide I don’t feel like adulting either!