Engrave Your Sass: My People Skills Are Just Fine, It's My Tolerance of Idiots That Needs Work - Vintage Look Wood Sign

Looking for a sign that speaks your truth louder than your morning coffee? 🤔

This handcrafted, engraved wooden masterpiece is here to add a splash of wit and wisdom to your walls!

Perfect as a gift for that friend with a razor-sharp sense of humor—or as a treat for yourself, because let’s face it, you’ve earned it! 😎
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✨ Why It’s a Sign of the Times ✨

● Engraved to Last: These letters are IN the wood, not on it. That means no rubbing, fading, or flaking—just like your patience for nonsense. 😉

● Vintage Vibes: Base color is Antique White, serving up just the right touch of rustic charm to complement the snark.

● Jute Be Ready to Hang: Comes with a sturdy jute cord for instant decor gratification. (Wall hooks not included—but we believe in your skills.)

● Made Just for You: Each sign is crafted one at a time by yours truly, so custom requests are more than welcome. Different fonts? Different colors? Let’s chat!
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📏 Measurements:

● Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D

● Jute Cord Boost: 6¼" High when hanging

● Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (Light enough to hang, heavy enough to be noticed!)
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💡 Where to Hang Your Sassy Sign:

● Above your desk (to warn coworkers that coffee consumption comes before conversation).

● In your entryway (because first impressions matter).

● Anywhere in your home where the sarcasm needs reinforcement.
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💬 Customization? Absolutely!

Want a splash of color or a font that shouts your personality even louder? Message me for a custom order, and I’ll make it happen.
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🎁 Perfect for:

● Birthdays, holidays, and “just because” days

● Housewarming gifts that steal the spotlight

● Fellow sass-masters who appreciate humor as sharp as this sign
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Don’t wait—this sign is hanging out (literally) to become your next favorite piece of decor. Add it to your cart now and let the witty banter begin! 🛒
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Warning: This sign may cause spontaneous smirks, laughter, or eye rolls from people lacking a sense of humor. 😏