I'm The Youngest Child The Rules Don't Apply To Me ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign (Rules? What rules?)

"I'm The Youngest Child – The Rules Don't Apply To Me" ENGRAVED Vintage Wood Sign

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🎉 Rules? What rules? 🎉

If you're the youngest child, you already know—the world is your oyster, curfew is just a suggestion, and bedtime? That's for the older siblings to worry about! Our handcrafted, vintage-look engraved wooden sign is here to let everyone know what they already suspect: rules are for other people.

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🔨 Crafted for the Chosen One (a.k.a. The Youngest Sibling) 🔨

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This ENGRAVED sign isn't just slapped together like your older sibling's kindergarten macaroni art—nope! The lettering is carved deep into the wood, meaning it will last longer than your ability to pretend you didn’t take the last cookie. Unlike printed or painted signs, this one won't fade, chip, or mysteriously "disappear" (like the chores you conveniently never had to do).

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Features:

✔ Vintage Aesthetic – Because you need something classic to offset all those "baby of the family" shenanigans.

✔ Permanent Engraving – Just like your reputation for getting away with everything.

✔ Easy Hanging – Comes with a heavy jute cord for effortless wall mounting (just like the effortless way you convinced Mom to let you stay up late).

✔ Handmade with Love – Just like all those excuses you gave when you "accidentally" broke your sibling’s stuff.

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📏 Measurements:

• 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (or 6¼" High with the Jute Cord)
• Approx. 6 oz. (which is about the same weight as the guilt you never felt for getting special treatment).

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🎨 Color & Customization:

This little masterpiece comes in a timeless Antique White, but if you want a different color or font (perhaps to match your royal youngest-child status), message me, and I'll make sure you get exactly what you want—because, of course, you do.

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📦 Need More Than One?

Got multiple youngest children in your life? (How is that even possible?!) Contact me, and I'll whip up as many as you need.

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🎁 Perfect Gift For:

🎀 The baby of the family (who’s still spoiled even as a full-grown adult).

🎀 Parents who finally admit what we’ve all known forever.

🎀 Older siblings who need a daily reminder of their inferior status.

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💡 Final Thoughts:

This sign is like a family tradition—it tells the truth, it stands the test of time, and it will probably spark a few playful arguments at Thanksgiving. So go ahead, embrace your youngest-child privilege and let the world know: THE RULES DON’T APPLY TO YOU! 🚀

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Created by a 'Middle Child' at Parch-mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin. 😆