Sometimes Even I'm Scared Of The Things My Mind Comes Up With - ENGRAVED Vintage-Look Wood Sign

Brace yourself—this sign might just call you out in the most delightful way. Whether you're a mad genius, a creative whirlwind, or someone who’s too real for small talk, this engraved sign is here to say what everyone’s thinking (but too polite to admit).
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🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

● Durable Wisdom: The lettering is engraved into the wood, so your quirky brilliance will last longer than your latest obsession.

● Handcrafted Chaos: Lovingly made one at a time, because there’s only room for one genius in the shop (and that’s me).

● Classy but Sassy: Finished in antique white for the perfect “I’m quirky but have standards” aesthetic.
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🎁 Perfect for:

● Your Office: Warn your coworkers that you’re not to be disturbed mid-epiphany.

● Your Kitchen: Hang it right above the snacks—because, honestly, things get weird in there.

● Gifts for Friends: For that one friend who scares you a little but in the best way.
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📐 Stats for the Detail-Oriented:

● Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" high with the jute cord).

● Weight: 6 oz—light enough to hang, heavy enough to say, “I mean it.”
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🌈 Custom Options:

Need something extra? A different color, font, or vibe? Let’s get creative—because “basic” isn’t in your vocabulary.
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📦 Bulk Orders:

Running a think tank for eccentric masterminds? Stocking your eccentric gift shop? Shoot me a message—I’ll churn out as many as you need (with a flair for the dramatic).
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👉 Click ‘Add to Cart’ if you’re ready to let the world know that even you are occasionally surprised by what’s rattling around up there.
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(Disclaimer: Sign is not responsible for existential crises, unexpected bursts of laughter, or deep introspection. Use with caution.)