Sarcasm Because The Other Option Is 25 To Life ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Sarcasm: Because The Other Option Is 25 To Life
An ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign Proudly Made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin

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Are you tired of suppressing your inner sarcasm just to maintain your "law-abiding citizen" status? Well, fear not! This beautifully ENGRAVED wooden sign is here to serve as a gentle reminder (or warning) to those around you that your quick wit is a much safer alternative to, let’s say, "questionable life choices."

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Why You NEED This Sign:

Because eye-rolling, dramatic sighing, and snarky comments need a physical representation.

Because sometimes the only thing standing between you and a criminal record is a well-timed joke.

Because your coworkers, family, and guests deserve fair warning.

Because society frowns upon screaming into the void, but decorating your home with sarcastic signs is totally acceptable.

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Product Features That Will Make You Feel Fancy:

✔ ENGRAVED (Yes, actually engraved! Not that cheap painted or printed nonsense that peels off faster than your patience at a family gathering.)

✔ Vintage Look – For that rustic yet sassy aesthetic you didn’t know you needed.

✔ Antique White Base Color – Because we’re classy like that.

✔ Heavy Jute Cord for Easy Hanging – No extra tools required! (Unless you’re feeling extra handy and want to install a gallery wall of sarcasm.)

✔ Handmade with Love & Slight Exasperation – Each one is carefully crafted, because mass production is for amateurs.

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Perfect For:

✅ Your home (where sarcasm is practically the primary language)

✅ Your office (so people know exactly what they’re walking into)

✅ Gifting (to that friend whose sarcasm could cut glass)

✅ Literally anywhere that could use a little more humor and a little less... everything else.

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Product Specifications (For Those Who Actually Read The Details):

📏 Measurements:
3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6 1/4" high with the jute cord because we like to be precise.)⚖

Weight:
Approximately 6 oz. (Light enough to hang, heavy enough to throw at someone if absolutely necessary. Just kidding. Kind of.)

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Custom Options (Because We Cater to Your Every Whim):

Want a different font? Different color? Maybe something even more sarcastic? Contact me! I’ll roll my eyes, then make your custom request with great enthusiasm (probably). Need more than one? Let me know, and I’ll make as many as you need – within reason. I’m only one person, not a sarcasm-producing factory.

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⭐ BUY NOW and proudly display your sarcasm before you accidentally say something that lands you in hot water... or prison. ⭐