Don't Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ And We All Have Flying Monkeys, Don't We?

Don’t Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys – ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

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Are you tired of issuing empty threats? Do people not take your warnings seriously? Do you long for the good old days when a cackle and a well-aimed curse could clear a room? Well, worry no more! With this "Don't Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys" engraved wooden sign, your message is loud, clear, and just a little terrifying.

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Why You NEED This Sign (and why they do too!)

💀 Engraved for Eternity – No cheap prints, no fading, no peeling. The lettering is engraved deep into the wood, just like your desire for peace and quiet. Those monkeys won’t wear off, even if you actually summon them.

🧙‍♀️ Vintage Witchy Vibes – The antique white base color gives it that perfect “I’ve had this hanging in my lair for centuries” look. Stylishly spooky, effortlessly classic.

🪢 Jute Cord for Easy Hanging – Because nailing things to walls is sooo last century. This bad boy comes pre-strung with a heavy jute cord—just hang it up and let the warnings begin.

🏡 Perfect for Any Room – Whether it's the kitchen, office, front door, or dungeon, this sign works anywhere. Ideal for homes, workplaces, and anywhere minions, gremlins, or unsuspecting guests might need a friendly reminder.

🎁 The Gift That Keeps on Threatening – The perfect present for moms, grandmas, teachers, bosses, or anyone who enjoys a little sarcasm with their home decor. (Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for any actual monkey-related mayhem.)

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Specs (Because You’re a Smart Shopper)

📏 Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (or 6¼”H if you count the jute cord)
⚖️ Weight: Approx. 6 oz (light enough to hang, heavy enough to make an impact)
🎨 Base Color: Antique White (but I can customize!)

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Want a Custom Order?

Feeling extra magical? Need a different font or color? Want a whole army of these for your fellow witches and warlocks? Just send me a message, and I’ll be happy to brew up a custom order just for you.

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Proudly handcrafted one at a time in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products. That’s right—no mass production, no conveyor belts, just pure, unfiltered, handcrafted sass.

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✨ Order now before the monkeys get restless! ✨