Perfect Gift for Hermits and Homebodies! - Introverts Unite! We're Here, We're Uncomfortable, and We Want to Go Home Wood Sign

Description:

Finally, a sign that says what we're all thinking: Introverts Unite! (But Briefly, Please.) This hilarious, deeply relatable engraved wooden sign is the perfect gift for the homebody, shy friend, or anyone who feels their social battery draining by simply stepping outside.

Engraved with permanent, never-going-away lettering, this vintage-look sign will endure as long as your commitment to not enduring social events does. Forget fading or rubbing off – this baby is as committed as you are to your escape plans!
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Features That Will Make You Say, “I’ll Take It, but Please Don’t Talk to Me About It”:

✅ Heavy Jute Cord for effortless hanging on your wall, doorknob, or anywhere else you need to send a not-so-subtle message.

✅ Antique White Base Color that whispers, “I’m stylish but also quietly panicking.”

✅ Customizable Options! Don’t like the font or want a different color? Contact me, and I’ll make it awkwardly perfect for you!

✅ Compact Size: At 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D, it’s big enough to make your point but small enough not to draw too much attention.
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Dimensions (Because Details Are Important, but Not Eye Contact):

● Height: 3.5" (6.25" with jute cord)

● Width: 10"

● Depth: 3/8"

● Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (light enough to lift after a long day of people-ing)
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Whether you’re decorating your safe space or shopping for a kindred spirit, this sign has you covered. Need more than one? (Planning a reluctant introvert party?) Just let me know, and I’ll whip up as many as you need – but I might need a nap afterward.
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Disclaimer:
This sign may increase chuckles, smirks, and silent nods of approval from other introverts. Use responsibly.
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Grab yours today and let the world know you’re here for a good time, not a long time!