I Have Parenting Down To A Science Every Day Is An Experiment ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign (Where The Variables Keep Changing)

I Have Parenting Down to a Science – Every Day is an Experiment!

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Ah, parenting—the ultimate science experiment where the variables keep changing, the control group is nonexistent, and the results are usually sticky. But hey, you’ve got it down to a science (or at least you’re really good at making it look like you do)! Celebrate your expert-level hypothesis testing (a.k.a. parenting) with this charming, vintage-look ENGRAVED wooden sign!

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🔬 THE SCIENCE BEHIND THIS MASTERPIECE:

Unlike those printed, stamped, or painted signs that fade faster than a toddler’s attention span, this beauty features deeply engraved lettering—so your message of parental wisdom will stand the test of time (and tantrums).

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🎨 DESIGN DETAILS:

• Base Color: Antique White – a classy shade that says, “I have my life together” (even if the laundry pile suggests otherwise).
• Lettering: Engraved INTO the wood, ensuring it never fades, rubs off, or mysteriously disappears like matching socks in the dryer.
• Hanging Method: Heavy jute cord attached for easy display – because we know your hands are probably full of juice boxes and lost LEGO pieces.

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📏 EXPERIMENTAL DATA (a.k.a. Measurements):

• Sign Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (6 ¼” High with Jute Cord)
• Approximate Weight: 6 oz. (Light enough to hang, heavy enough to remind you of the weight of responsibility.)

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🎁 PERFECT FOR:

• Parents who are equal parts scientist and survivalist
• Baby showers, birthdays, or “just because” gifts for exhausted moms and dads
• A humorous addition to your home décor, because let’s be honest—laughter is the best coping mechanism

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🛠 CUSTOMIZATION AVAILABLE!

Want a different font or color? Need multiple for your lab (or, you know, your mom group)? Message me, and I’ll make a custom order just for you. Because, like parenting, this is a flexible process!

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🔬 Order yours today, and let’s embrace the chaos—scientifically, of course!

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Made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, Elkhorn, Wisconsin.