A Piece of Humor - I'm Not a Complete Idiot – Some Parts Are Missing - Engraved Wood Sign

Description:

Feeling a little scatterbrained? This engraved wood sign understands! Featuring the hilariously self-aware phrase, "I'm Not a Complete Idiot – Some Parts Are Missing," this sign is the perfect punctuation mark for your space. The engraved lettering ensures this chuckle-worthy truth is built to last—no fading, smudging, or peeling in sight!
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Why You'll Fall To Pieces For This Sign:

🪵 Engraved Excellence: Lettering is carved into the wood, so it’s set in stone (well, wood).

🤍 Antique White Finish: A classic color to complement your home-y vibes.

📿 Ready to Hang: Comes with a sturdy jute cord—because who has time for extra assembly?
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Perfect For:

🎁 Gifting to that friend who’s missing a screw or two (in the best way).

🏠 Adding a dash of humor and humility to your home décor.
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🛠️ Custom Orders: Want a different color or font? I’ll piece it together for you!
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Specs (Because Details Matter—Even If Some Parts Don’t):

📏 Measurements: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" High with jute cord).

⚖️ Lightweight Fun: Approx. 6 oz.
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Extra Tidbits (Because I’m All About Filling the Gaps):

Each sign is handmade with care—because half the fun is making each one unique! Need more than one?

Let me know, and I’ll craft a batch faster than you can say, “Where did I put my keys?”
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Let’s face it: life’s a puzzle, and some of us are just missing a few pieces. This sign is the perfect fit!