Where Sass Meets Style! ~ I Speak Fluent Sarcasm ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Product Description:
Are you fluent in sarcasm and proud of it? Let your walls speak your truth with this ENGRAVED Vintage-Look Wood Sign—the ultimate way to say "I’m not rude, I’m just brutally honest...with flair!" Whether it’s for your home, office, or a gift for your wittiest friend, this sign is pun-stop-able!
Unlike signs that fade faster than your patience, this one features deeply engraved lettering—so sharp, it’s basically cutting through the BS. Built to last, just like your sarcasm game.
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🪵 Why This Sign is the Real Deal:

● Engraved to Perfection: No peeling, no fading—this sign will outlast even your longest eye roll.

● Jute Cord = Rustic + Functional: Hang it up and let it do the heavy lifting (of your sass).

● Antique White Base: Classic, clean, and chic—a neutral background for your fiery wit.

● Totally Customizable: Want a different font or color? Hit me up! I’m all about making your sarcastic dreams come true.
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📏 Fun Size, Big Personality:

● Measurements: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" high with the jute cord—because details matter).

● Weight: Light enough to hang anywhere, heavy enough to make a statement.
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🎁 The Perfect Gift for Your Favorite Smart Mouth:
Searching for a gift that screams “you, but make it decor”? This sign is ideal for sarcastic souls, quick-witted coworkers, or anyone who loves a good laugh (or loves being right). Birthdays, housewarmings, or just because—they’ll love it, guaranteed.
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📦 Need More? No Problem!
I make each of these one at a time to ensure the highest quality (and the sassiest vibes), so message me if you want multiples. I’ll whip up a batch of sarcasm just for you!
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✨ Add to Cart Before Your Sarcasm Runs Dry!

Why settle for boring decor when you can hang up a little attitude? Get yours now and let the world know—you’re fluent in wit, charm, and, of course, sarcasm.
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📏 Fun Size, Big Personality:

● Measurements: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" high with the jute cord—because details matter).

● Weight: Light enough to hang anywhere, heavy enough to make a statement.
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🎁 The Perfect Gift for Your Favorite Smart Mouth:

Searching for a gift that screams “you, but make it decor”? This sign is ideal for sarcastic souls, quick-witted coworkers, or anyone who loves a good laugh (or loves being right). Birthdays, housewarmings, or just because—they’ll love it, guaranteed.
___________________________________________

📦 Need More? No Problem!

I make each of these one at a time to ensure the highest quality (and the sassiest vibes), so message me if you want multiples. I’ll whip up a batch of sarcasm just for you!
___________________________________________

✨ Add to Cart Before Your Sarcasm Runs Dry!

Why settle for boring decor when you can hang up a little attitude? Get yours now and let the world know—you’re fluent in wit, charm, and, of course, sarcasm.