Here We Go Again! ~ I'm 10% Dumber After Listening To You Talk ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Sign

Aarggghhhh!!!!

Ever felt your brain cells packing their bags mid-conversation? Yeah, we’ve all been there. Now, you can immortalize that exact sentiment with this "I'm 10% Dumber After Listening to You Talk" ENGRAVED wooden sign. Perfect for your home, office, or anywhere you endure baffling chatter, this sign is equal parts hilarious and durable – because sarcasm should stand the test of time.
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✨ Features That Make This Sign Unforgettable:

● Engraved for Eternity: The text is etched into the wood, not just slapped on like some amateur arts-and-crafts project. No peeling, no fading – just permanent sass.

● Antique White Finish: A neutral yet classy backdrop that screams vintage chic (but not louder than your inner monologue).

● Heavy-Duty Jute Cord: Ready to hang anywhere – on a wall, door, or right above your desk as a warning to those who dare engage in small talk.
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📏 Dimensions & Weight:

● Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" high if you’re counting the jute cord – and we are).

● Weight: Approx. 6 oz – because humor should be light, even when the conversations aren’t.
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🎨 Personalization? Absolutely.

Want a different font, color, or an entirely new message? Here are some ideas to spark your creativity:

● “Your Words Are Like Elevator Music.”

● “Let’s Keep This Shorter Than a Netflix video.”

● “Shhh... the Adults Are Talking.”

Just message me! Whether you want one sign or a dozen, I’ll craft something just for you.
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🛠️ Made with Patience and a Dash of Eye-Rolling:
Every sign is handcrafted by me, one at a time. This means each one is unique – just like the exasperating conversations that inspired it. Need more than one? Let me know, and I’ll whip up as many as you need (within reason – I’m only human).
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🎁 The Perfect Gift for:

● That coworker who turns every meeting into a TED Talk.

● The family member who just has to tell you about their latest pyramid scheme.

● Your bestie who needs a laugh after their last awkward date.

● Yourself, because hey, self-care can look like a sign that speaks for you.
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🌟 Why Wait?
Life’s too short to let poorly thought-out sentences go unacknowledged. Add this laugh-inducing sign to your cart today and proudly declare your patience levels.
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Order now and let your walls do the talking (since you’ve clearly had enough).