I'm Not A Rapper I Just Cuss A Lot ... ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign
$15.00
🎤 "I’m Not A Rapper, I Just Cuss A Lot" - ENGRAVED Vintage-Look Wood Sign 💥
🗣️ Keep It Real, One Curse Word at a Time!
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Are you fluent in "colorful language"? Do you have a PhD in profanity? Whether your speech is sprinkled with a little sass or you're a full-fledged foul-mouthed philosopher, this engraved wooden sign is the perfect way to put it out there—loud and proud!
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Unlike printed or painted signs that fade over time, this sign is deeply engraved into the wood, meaning your message is as permanent as your passion for strong language. It won’t rub off, fade, or mysteriously disappear when Grandma comes over. This bad boy is built to last, just like your legendary rants.
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💡 Perfect for:
✔ Your home office (because let’s face it, Zoom meetings make you swear)
✔ The kitchen (where burnt toast and stubbed toes inspire creative vocabulary)
✔ The garage (because no project ever goes smoothly)
✔ The living room (so guests know exactly what to expect)
✔ As a hilarious and relatable gift for the cussing connoisseur in your life!
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🎨 Crafted with Care & Attitude
This sign isn’t mass-produced—each one is made one at a time, ensuring that it has the rustic, vintage-style charm you love. The base color is Antique White, giving it a classic, timeless look that blends seamlessly into a variety of decor styles, from farmhouse chic to straight-up badass.
The lettering is carved deep into the wood, meaning it will never fade like printed, painted, or vinyl stickers. And because I make them myself, I can customize the font or color if you have a different vibe in mind—just reach out, and I’ll make it happen!
A sturdy heavy-duty jute cord is attached for effortless hanging, so all you have to do is find the perfect spot to let your sign speak for itself.
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📏 Size & Specs:
✔ Dimensions: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" high with jute cord)
✔ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (lightweight but durable!)
✔ Material: Solid wood with engraved lettering (no cheap prints here!)
✔ Color: Antique White (Customization available—just ask!)
✔ Includes: A heavy jute cord for easy hanging
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🎁 Looking for More Than One?
Need a few for friends or an entire squad of swearers? No problem! I make these one at a time, so if you need more than one, just message me, and I’ll craft as many as you need!
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💬 Want Something Custom?
Different font? Different color? A whole new phrase? I love making custom pieces—send me a message, and let’s create something perfect for you!
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🔥 Order now and let your sign do the talking—because let’s be real, you were gonna say it anyway! 🤬😂