You Don't Have To Go Home But You Can't Stay Here ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ See Ya Later!

You Don’t Have to Go Home, But You Can’t Stay Here!

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Looking for the perfect sign to send your guests a subtle (or not-so-subtle) message when the party’s over?

Look no further! This vintage-look engraved wooden sign from Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin will do all the talking for you—without you having to lift a finger (except maybe to point at the door and raise an eyebrow).

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Why You’ll Love It:

✔️ Deeply Engraved for Longevity: Unlike printed or painted signs that fade over time, this message is engraved INTO the wood—ensuring your farewell statement lasts longer than your patience when someone asks for “just one more drink.”

✔️ Rustic Charm: The Antique White finish gives this sign a vintage touch, perfect for cozy homes, man caves, she sheds, bars, and anywhere else people tend to overstay their welcome.

✔️ Ready to Hang: Comes with a heavy-duty jute cord—because let’s face it, you don’t have time to mess around with nails when you’re busy herding guests toward the exit.

✔️ Handmade Quality: Each sign is crafted one at a time, just for you. Need more than one? Just send me a message, and I’ll whip up a batch faster than an awkward guest can say, “So, what’s new with you?”

✔️ Custom Options: Want a different font or color? Let’s chat! I’d be happy to create a sign that fits your exact vision (or your precise level of passive-aggression).

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Measurements:

📏 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6.25" high including jute cord)

⚖️ Approximate Weight: 6 oz.

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This is the ultimate “Last Call” sign—great for bars, patios, living rooms, or anywhere you need a humorous, no-nonsense reminder that while your hospitality is top-notch, all good things (including visits) must come to an end.

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Grab yours today and let your walls do the talking—because telling guests to leave is so last season!