$15.00
Whatever The Opposite Of A Hunger Strike Is... I’m On That !!!
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💀 ENGRAVED Vintage-Look Wooden Sign 🍕
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Are you a proud member of the Clean Plate Club? A devout follower of the Snackrifice lifestyle? A culinary warrior who believes that "just one more bite" is a way of life? Well, my food-loving friend, this sign was practically made for you (and possibly with crumbs still on my workbench).
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🥄 WHAT MAKES THIS SIGN SO DELICIOUSLY AWESOME?
✔ ENGRAVED LETTERING – No flimsy stickers, no fading ink, and definitely no crumbs. The words are cut deep into the wood – just like my devotion to second breakfast.
✔ VINTAGE CHARM – Antique white base with rustic flair, perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, pantries, or anywhere food decisions are made.
✔ READY TO HANG – Comes with a heavy-duty jute cord that’s as strong as my will to order dessert.
✔ MADE WITH LOVE (and possibly a snack break or two) – Crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, WI.
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📏 THE DEETS:
📌 Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (6¼” high with jute cord)
📌 Weight: Approx. 6 oz – surprisingly lightweight, unlike me after a buffet.
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🍔 WANT A CUSTOM VERSION?
I get it, you’re extra – and I love that. Message me if you want a different font, color, or phrase, and I’ll whip up something made-to-order, just like your favorite meal.
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📦 ORDERING MORE THAN ONE?
If you and your fellow snack aficionados need more, let me know! I craft these one at a time like a slow-cooked brisket.
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🎉 So go ahead, embrace your feasting lifestyle and add this sign to your cart. It’s the only thing here that won’t disappear in five minutes! 🍽️