$15.00
🎉 If You Have Crazy Friends, You Have Everything You'll Ever Need! 🎉
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💡 Because Normal is Overrated & Laughter is Mandatory! 💡
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Are your friends delightfully unhinged? Do they keep life interesting with their wild antics, spontaneous road trips, and questionable dance moves? Then this ENGRAVED Vintage-Look Wood Sign is your way of saying, “Yup, I’ve accepted my fate, and I wouldn’t have it any other way!”
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🔥 Why You Need This Sign in Your Life: 🔥
✔ Deeply Engraved – The message is literally etched in wood, just like your friendships (or your friends’ ability to recall embarrassing stories at the worst possible times). It won’t rub off, fade, or ghost you like that one ex.
✔ Easy to Hang – Comes with a sturdy jute cord, so you can slap it on your wall, door, or anywhere your crazy crew gathers to plot their next adventure.
✔ Handmade with Love (and Maybe a Little Chaos) – Made one at a time in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, because assembly lines are for robots, not heartfelt gifts!
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🎨 Style Specs:
🖌 Color: Antique White (because old-school wisdom looks best with a vintage touch)
📏 Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (or 6¼” high if you count the cord, which we do!)
⚖ Weight: A lightweight 6 oz—so light, even your most dramatic friend can lift it!
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📣 Want a Custom Version? Different font? Different color? No problem! Just message me, and I’ll whip up a sign as unique as your group’s inside jokes.
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💌 Need More Than One? I’ve got you! Let me know, and I’ll make enough for your entire circus. (Yes, I mean your friend group.)
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👉 Click "Add to Cart" Now – Because Life’s Too Short for Boring Decor!