Deja Poo The Feeling You've Heard This Crap Before ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Déjà Poo: The Feeling You’ve Heard This Crap Before – ENGRAVED Vintage-Style Wood Sign
Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin

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Ever had that eerie sensation that you’ve heard this nonsense before? Well, congratulations—you’ve just experienced Déjà Poo! Whether it’s workplace drama, family gossip, or another Monday morning meeting that should’ve been an email, this sign captures that all-too-familiar feeling in timeless, engraved elegance.

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Unlike your co-worker’s recycled excuses or your uncle’s conspiracy theories, this lettering is permanently engraved INTO the wood—not stamped, painted, or printed like some low-budget imposters. That means this masterpiece of sarcasm will stand the test of time, no matter how much BS comes your way.

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✔ Made one at a time! Because mass production is for robots, and I am a mere mortal with a sense of humor and a reliable engraving machine. Need more than one? Just let me know, and I’ll crank ‘em out like bad reality TV spin-offs.

✔ Antique White Finish! Because nothing says "vintage charm" like a slightly distressed look—kind of like how you feel after listening to your neighbor’s latest pyramid scheme pitch.

✔ Heavy Jute Cord for Hanging! Sturdy enough to hold up this plaque AND your patience when someone tells that same joke for the 15th time.

✔ Custom Orders Available! Want a different font? A different color? Your ex’s name subtly engraved in tiny, barely visible letters as a passive-aggressive reminder? Let’s talk.

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📏 Measurements:

● 3.5” High x 10” Wide x 3/8” Thick (because size does matter)

● 6.25” High if you count the jute cord (which we totally do)

● Weighs approximately 6 oz—lightweight, but heavy on sarcasm

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🎁 Perfect Gift For:

✔ That one friend who rolls their eyes at everything

✔ Your boss (if you’re feeling brave)

✔ Anyone who has sat through a family reunion

✔ Yourself, because you deserve nice things

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Add this to your cart before someone else gets the same idea—again. 🚀