Gardeners Know All The Dirt ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ All Gardeners Will Dig This Sign!
$15.00
🌱 Gardeners Know All The Dirt ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign 🌱
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Because gardening isn’t just a hobby—it’s a lifestyle. And yes, we absolutely have the dirt on everything.
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Are you a seasoned plant whisperer? A dirt-digging, seed-sowing, bloom-growing mastermind? Or maybe you just know someone who spends more time talking to their tomatoes than actual people? Well, this sign is for you!
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Forget those cheap, printed signs that fade faster than your neighbor’s attempt at a vegetable garden—this beauty is ENGRAVED, baby! That means the lettering is literally carved into the wood, so it’s not going anywhere, just like the weeds you keep pulling but somehow keep coming back.
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Created with care (and a sprinkle of gardening magic) at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin. 🌿
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🌻 Why You’ll LOVE This Sign:
✔ Built to Last: The text is engraved, not painted, so no flaking, fading, or "whoops, I spilled water on it" disasters.
✔ Vintage Vibes: With its Antique White finish, this sign screams rustic charm (in the classiest way possible).
✔ Hangs Like a Dream: Comes with a heavy jute cord for easy hanging—because you've got plants to water, not holes to drill.
✔ Garden Gossip Gold: Instantly lets visitors know you’re the person to go to for all the latest dirt—literally and figuratively.
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📏 The Nitty-Gritty Details (Pun 100% Intended):
📐 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (Approximately 6¼" high with the jute cord)
⚖️ Weighs about 6 oz—sturdy enough to last, light enough to hang effortlessly.
🌿 Want It in a Different Color or Font?
No problem! I make these one at a time, so if you need a different color, font, or want to customize it for a gift, just shoot me a message. I love a challenge almost as much as I love a well-mulched flower bed.
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🛒 Need More Than One?
You know what to do—send me a message and I’ll make as many as you need. Whether you're decking out a greenhouse, surprising your garden club, or just hoarding them like you do seed packets, I’ve got you covered.
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🔥 Snag yours now before I get too busy repotting my succulents! 🌱😆