I Wet My Plants ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ Oh... the puns!

🌿 I Wet My Plants ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ Oh... the puns! 🌿

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🎉 Let’s get real, folks. If you're a plant parent, you've definitely drowned a few of your leafy friends. It happens. Don’t worry, you're not alone, and now you can embrace your plant-killing ways with this hilarious "I Wet My Plants" sign. 🌱

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Crafted with attitude by yours truly at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, this isn't just a sign—it's a conversation starter, a piece of art, and a daily reminder that, hey, even the best of us can drown a succulent every now and then. 😏

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Engraving That’s Tougher Than Your Plant Care Skills:

This ain't your grandma's stenciled sign. No fading, no peeling, no regrets. The design is engraved deep into the wood, so it’s guaranteed to stick around longer than that plant you’ve overwatered for the third time this month. If you’re tired of printed lettering rubbing off or peeling off, this sign’s for you. Tougher than your attempts at growing a cactus indoors. 💪

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The Perfect Size to Hang in Your Home, Garden, or Greenhouse (We’re Not Judging)

Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" with the jute cord, because we know you love your rustic vibes)

Weight: A nice 6 oz—lightweight but heavy on the sass. You can hang it anywhere without worrying it’ll tip over like your plants do after you forget to water them.

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🎨 Customize It! (Because You're Extra Like That):

Want a different font? A bolder color? Or maybe you need a sign that says, “I’m Basically a Plant Serial Killer”? (We got you!) Just hit me up, and I’ll make it happen. No shame in your plant-killing game. I’m here to help you own it.

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Give the Gift of Sass & Hilarity:

You know that friend who talks to their plants like they’re their children? (Or you, maybe?) Well, now you can gift them a sign that perfectly captures their life mood. Or, just get one for yourself—you deserve to laugh at your own gardening disasters.

🎁 Sassy gift idea for plant lovers, gardeners, or anyone who’s ever been a little too generous with the watering can. 😆

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💬 Please note: Each sign is handcrafted, making each one as unique as your plant care failures. If you need more than one, don’t be shy! Just let me know, and I’ll whip up a batch of puns for you.

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Base color: Antique White

Heavy-duty jute cord included for hanging—because nothing says “I’m rustic, but still know how to accessorize” like jute.

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Made in Wisconsin, with 100% more sass than your average sign.

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Trust me, your plants may never be safe, but this sign definitely will be. 🪴