a Guaranteed Chuckle ~ It is what it is but a cold beer helps ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Etsy Listing: "It Is What It Is, But a Cold Beer Helps" ENGRAVED Vintage-Style Wood Sign

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Looking for the perfect gift for your friend who swears by life's motto, "It is what it is"? Or maybe you want to add a splash of humor and honesty to your own home? Look no further! This engraved vintage-look wood sign will have everyone nodding in agreement—preferably while holding an ice-cold beer.

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Why This Sign?

This is no run-of-the-mill wall decor. Oh no! The lettering is engraved directly into the wood, meaning it’s built to last—just like your love of cold brews and a good laugh. Unlike painted or printed signs, this one won’t fade, rub off, or ghost away into obscurity. This is a sign for the ages—or at least for all those “what can you do” moments that life throws your way.
Each sign is handcrafted by yours truly, ensuring that every piece has just the right amount of rustic charm and character. You won’t find cookie-cutter signs here. Nope! Each one is as unique as the guy who insists his favorite beer is the one that’s cold.

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Details You’ll Love:

■ Base Color: Antique White, with a touch of vintage flair to fit any decor. Whether your vibe is farmhouse chic, garage hangout, or “this’ll do,” this sign has you covered.

■ Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (measures 6¼" high if you include the stylish jute cord for easy hanging). Big enough to catch attention but small enough to fit perfectly in those little nooks or bar shelves.

■ Weight: A light 6 oz—just a tad heavier than a tall can of your favorite brew.

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Need More Than One?

Hosting a housewarming party or trying to keep your friend group chuckling in unison? I make these one at a time, but I’m happy to fulfill your custom order needs. Let’s make sure everyone leaves with a smile on their face (and a beer in hand).

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Custom Orders Welcome!

Think this sign would look even better in a different color or font? Or maybe you want something that says, “Wine improves with age, but I improve with wine” (hey, I get it!). Shoot me a message, and I’ll make your vision come to life.

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Shipping & Gifting Made Easy

■ Need it gift-wrapped? I’ll make sure it’s as presentable as the guest of honor who didn’t show up in sweatpants.

■ Got a deadline? I’ll do my best to get it to you in time for that big reveal.

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Why This Sign Makes Life Better

Let’s face it—life is full of curveballs. Whether you’re laughing at life’s ridiculous moments with your sweetheart or sharing stories with your friends, this sign is a reminder to keep things simple. Because at the end of the day, life is what it is… but a cold beer? That’s just good planning.

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Cheers to life, laughter, and handcrafted wooden wisdom! Grab your sign today, because why wait to hang up a little happiness?

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P.S. Don’t forget to check out other Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products signs for more laughs, wisdom, and home decor inspiration… oh, and a whole lot of sarcasm! 🍻