No Working During Drinking Hours ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

No Working During Drinking Hours – Engraved Vintage Look Wood Sign proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin!

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Are you tired of all those pesky responsibilities interrupting your sacred sipping time? Do you believe that happy hour should be legally recognized as a full-time job with benefits? Then, friend, you are in luck! Introducing our "No Working During Drinking Hours" ENGRAVED wood sign—the ultimate declaration of your unwavering dedication to leisure.

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Why You Need This Sign:

✔ Engraved, Not Painted! – That’s right, we don’t just slap some cheap paint on this bad boy and call it a day. The lettering is engraved deep into the wood, meaning it’ll outlast your liver (and most of your bad decisions). No rubbing off, fading, or regretting that you didn’t buy two!

✔ Vintage Look – Because you’re classy, and so is this sign. It comes in a refined Antique White finish that says, “Yes, I drink, but I do it with STYLE.”

✔ Heavy-Duty Jute Cord – For easy hanging! No fumbling with nails and screws after a few drinks. Just slap it up wherever you need a reminder that work is so last season.

✔ Handmade, One at a Time – Mass production? Never heard of her. These are made one at a time in my workshop in Elkhorn, Wisconsin. If you need more than one, shoot me a message, and I’ll whip up as many as your heart (and home bar) desires.

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Perfect Gift For:

🍺 The beer enthusiast who treats every hour like it’s 5 o’clock.🍷 The wine lover who swears by "grape therapy."

🥃 The whiskey aficionado who has “just one more” at least three times a night.🍹 The cocktail connoisseur who has more shakers than responsibilities.

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Specifications:

📏 Measurements: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (or 6 ¼" High including the Jute Cord)⚖ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. – Light enough to hang easily but heavy enough to remind people you mean business (or lack thereof).

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Want a Custom Sign?

Feeling rebellious? Want a different font? A different color? A completely different phrase that your mother would disapprove of? No problem! Message me, and I’ll create a custom order just for you. Because here at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, we believe in freedom of expression—and excessive leisure time.

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So go ahead, click that Add to Cart button before your boss catches you browsing Etsy on company time. Cheers! 🍻