I Didn't Give You The Finger You Earned It ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

“I Didn’t Give You the Finger, You Earned It” ENGRAVED Vintage-Style Wood Sign
🖕 For When Subtlety Just Won’t Do 🖕
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Looking to send a clear message with just the right amount of rustic charm? Meet your new favorite décor piece! This handcrafted engraved wood sign will speak your truth—literally—without you having to lift a finger. (Well, except to hang it on the wall.) Perfect for your home, office, or anywhere a little attitude is needed, this sign is as durable as your wit and as timeless as your sarcasm.
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Why You’ll Love It:

✔ ENGRAVED, NOT PRINTED: No flimsy stickers or paint here! The lettering is carved deep into the wood, ensuring your sassy message lasts longer than your patience on a Monday.

✔ VINTAGE VIBES: With an antique white base and a classic jute cord for hanging, this sign adds a touch of old-world charm to your 21st-century sass.

✔ HANDMADE PERFECTION: Each sign is made one at a time by me—a human being with hands, tools, and a slightly twisted sense of humor.
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Specs You’ll Care About:

📏 Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (Total height with jute cord: 6¼")

⚖ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (Light enough to hang, heavy enough to mean business.)
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Customize Your Sass:

Want a different font or a bolder color? Think this message would hit harder in black or a cheerful turquoise? No problem! Drop me a message, and I’ll work with you to make a custom sign that screams “you” (but in a polite indoor voice).
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Bulk Orders? Let’s Do This!

Need more than one? Hosting a “Congratulations, You Earned It” party? Want one for every room in the house (we don’t judge)? I’m happy to create as many as you need—just let me know, and I’ll make it happen.
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Where to Hang It:

✔ The front door (your guests will love it—probably).

✔ Above your desk at work (for that one coworker who never knocks).

✔ The bathroom (a conversation starter AND a warning).

✔ The kitchen (because dinner critics should know the rules).
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The Ultimate Gift for:

🎁 That sarcastic friend who always tells it like it is.

🎁 The boss with a sense of humor (or who desperately needs one).

🎁 Anyone with a wall and a pulse.

🎁 Yourself—because you’ve earned it too.
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💬 Customer Testimonials:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “My husband saw it, laughed, and then said, ‘Yeah, that tracks.’”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I’ve never had so many people stop in the entryway just to laugh…and reconsider their choices.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Hung this at work, and I swear Karen finally got the hint.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This sign speaks for me when I can’t say it out loud!”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Bought one for my house and my sister’s. We’re both sarcastic, so it’s a family thing.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Hung it in my office, and now everyone gets it. Fewer interruptions, more coffee time!”
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🚨 Don’t Let This Sign Give YOU the Finger! 🚨

Click “Add to Cart” now and claim your sassy masterpiece today. Remember, it’s not rude if it’s vintage—it’s charmingly direct.