Warning I Do Dumb Things ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ Ok... there! I said it!

🚨 WARNING: I DO DUMB THINGS 🚨

~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~
(Yup, I admit it… Now what? 🤷‍♂️)

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🔥 WELL, WELL, WELL… LOOK WHO’S FINALLY BEING HONEST! 🔥

If you’ve ever:

✔ Thought “I got this” right before face-planting into disaster

✔ Sent a risky text to the wrong person (oops)

✔ Pulled a “trust me, I know what I’m doing” and IMMEDIATELY regretted it

✔ Repeated the same dumb mistake but with more confidence this time

Then congratulations—this sign was MADE FOR YOU. Or someone you love. Or that one friend who shouldn’t be left unsupervised with power tools.

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This isn’t some cheap, flimsy, printed nonsense. Oh no, my friend. This baby is ENGRAVED into solid wood—meaning your terrible life choices will fade long before this sign does. It’s like a tattoo for your walls, but way less painful.

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💥 FEATURES (a.k.a. Why You Need This in Your Life): 💥

✅ ENGRAVED lettering—because paint fades, but bad decisions last forever

✅ Antique White finish—because we’re classy, but also a little reckless

✅ Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" high with jute cord)

✅ Sturdy Jute Cord—so you can hang this baby up as a permanent disclaimer

✅ Lightweight (6 oz.) but heavy in truth and personality

✅ HANDMADE! That’s right—I make these one at a time, just like your unique ability to mess things up in new and exciting ways.

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💌 WANT A CUSTOM SIGN? 💌


Want it in a different color? A different font? Want it to say something even more ridiculous? Hit me up! I take custom orders because bad decisions deserve variety.

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🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:

✔ The “I can totally fix this” type who absolutely cannot fix this

✔ That one coworker who keeps clicking on phishing emails

✔ The family member who “doesn’t need directions” but always gets lost

✔ Yourself—because self-awareness is sexy

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🎯 ORDER NOW… Before You Do Something Else Dumb! 🎯

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Let’s be real—you were gonna do it anyway. Now at least you can warn people first. 😎