I'm The Mom So Let's Just Assume I'm Right ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Sign Wood ~ (And if she’s not, refer back to the sign)

"I'm The Mom So Let's Just Assume I'm Right" ~ ENGRAVED Vintage-Style Wood Sign

Are you tired of endlessly explaining yourself? Exhausted from fielding debates about bedtime, broccoli, or why you can’t bring a hamster to Disneyland? Don’t worry—this sign says it all so you don’t have to!

This handcrafted wood sign boldly proclaims, “I’m The Mom So Let’s Just Assume I’m Right.” It’s the home decor equivalent of a mic drop. Whether you hang it in the kitchen, living room, or over the laundry pile you swore you’d fold last week, it’s a constant reminder to everyone under your roof: Mom knows best. Always. End of story.
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What Makes This Sign So Mom-tacular?

✨ ENGRAVED for Eternity ✨

The lettering is engraved INTO the wood, not just slapped on with paint or stickers. That means your declaration of maternal wisdom is here to stay—just like that stain your toddler left on the couch. It won’t fade, peel, or flake. Ever.

✨ Vintage Chic Design ✨

With its soft Antique White base color and a rustic jute cord for hanging, this sign gives off serious “classy farmhouse meets no-nonsense matriarch” vibes. Whether your decor is Joanna Gaines-inspired or “please ignore the Lego minefield,” it’ll fit right in.

✨ Lightweight & Easy to Hang ✨

At just 6 ounces, this sign is lighter than the guilt trip you gave your kids for not helping with the dishes. The attached jute cord makes hanging it a breeze—because let’s face it, you don’t need another project to deal with.

✨ Customizable to YOUR Mom Style ✨

Want it in a different color to match your walls? Prefer a fancy font that screams “I mean business”? Just let me know! I’m happy to create a custom order because no two moms are the same (except in their universal correctness).
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Perfect Gift Alert!

This sign is the ultimate gift for:

🎁 Mother’s Day

🎁 Birthdays

🎁 New moms who have no idea what they’re getting into

🎁 Veteran moms who are too tired to argue anymore

🎁 Yourself—because let’s face it, you deserve something that says “I run this show”

It’s funny, functional, and guaranteed to make your mom friends jealous. And who wouldn’t want that?
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Product Details

📏 Measurements:

● 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" high including the jute cord)

● Weighs approximately 6 oz. (a.k.a. light enough for easy hanging, heavy enough to be taken seriously)

🎨 Materials:

● High-quality wood (durable, like a mom’s love)

● Jute cord for rustic charm and hanging ease
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Bulk Orders? Yes, Please!

Need more than one? Whether it’s for your mom squad, book club, or the local PTA, I’ll happily create as many signs as you need. Just send me a message and we’ll make it happen.
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How to Order:

1️⃣ Click “Add to Cart.”

2️⃣ Complete your checkout.

3️⃣ Wait by the door like you’re expecting a package from a very specific online retailer.
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Why Every Mom Needs This Sign:

Let’s be real: life gets chaotic, and the “I told you so” moments are endless. This sign is more than just home decor; it’s a silent but powerful reminder of your superhuman wisdom. Hang it up, smile smugly, and bask in the glory of being RIGHT.

Because at the end of the day, we all know: Mom’s always right. And if she’s not, refer back to the sign.
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Add it to your cart now, because you’re the mom, and we all know you’re making the right decision.