Children May Be Deductible But They Are Still Taxing ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ “HOW much for daycare?!”

Children May Be Deductible, But They Are Still Taxing – ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

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💰 Taxes and tantrums? Yep, both are inevitable! This engraved wooden sign is the perfect gift for parents, accountants, or anyone who understands that while kids might be a tax write-off, they still cost a fortune in snacks, sleep, and sanity.

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📜 What Makes This Sign Audit-Worthy?

✔ ENGRAVED Lettering – The message is carved into the wood, not just slapped on like a questionable deduction. It won’t fade, peel, or disappear (unlike your quiet moments).

✔ Rustic Charm – The base color is a timeless Antique White, giving it that perfectly aged look—kind of like parents in April.

✔ Easy Hanging – Comes with a heavy-duty jute cord, so you can proudly display your tax-season struggles on the wall, door, or above your ever-growing stack of IRS forms.

✔ Made with Love – Each sign is crafted one at a time, just like the slow, meticulous process of explaining to your child why they can’t claim you as a dependent.

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📏 Measurements (Because Size Matters!)

📐 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (or 6.25” high with the jute cord—because details matter, just like on your tax return!)

⚖️ Approximate weight: 6 oz. (Light enough to ship, but heavy enough to remind you of your financial burdens.)

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🔧 Customization Options

Want a different color? A different font? A sign that says “I Work Hard So My Dog Can Have a Better Life”? I take custom orders! Message me, and let’s make your tax (or parenting) season a little brighter.

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🎁 Perfect Gift For:

✅ Parents who need a laugh before tax season drains their will to live

✅ Accountants who have seen things and need a stress reliever

✅ Anyone who has ever uttered “HOW much for daycare?!” in complete disbelief

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📩 Order now before your refund mysteriously disappears!