People Keep Mistaking My "Wow's" For Compliments ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ Just, Wow!
$15.00
People Keep Mistaking My "Wow's" For Compliments ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ Just, Wow!
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Ah yes, the sign you've always needed but never knew existed—until now. A handcrafted, artisanal, one-of-a-kind, utterly groundbreaking piece of home decor that will finally put an end to all the confusion surrounding your monotonous, unimpressed "Wow."
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✨ Features: Because You Deserve the Best (Obviously) ✨
✔ Deeply Engraved Lettering – That’s right, these letters aren’t just painted on like some peasant-tier sign. They are literally carved INTO the wood, ensuring that your sarcasm withstands the test of time (and poor life choices).
✔ Antique White Base – Because stark white is just too basic. This creamy, slightly distressed shade pairs well with all your other passive-aggressive decor choices.
✔ Jute Cord for Hanging – A heavy jute cord, because you deserve a sign that can support the weight of your disappointment in humanity.
✔ Meticulously Handmade – I craft these beauties one at a time, with the kind of care and attention that you definitely don’t get from mass-produced nonsense. Want more than one? Just ask, and I'll begrudgingly make as many as you require.
✔ Perfect Size – Measuring a whopping 3.5"H x 10"W (6.25” if you count the jute cord because details matter), this sign is compact yet loud enough to scream, “I’m over it.”
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🏡 Where Can You Use It?
→ Your front door, so visitors know what they're getting into.
→ The office, so coworkers stop mistaking your apathy for enthusiasm.
→ Above your coffee station, because caffeine is the only thing worthy of genuine admiration.
→ As a gift for that friend who thrives on sarcasm and secretly wants to frame their entire personality around it.
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Want It Customized?
Oh, you want a special version of this masterpiece? Well, aren’t you fancy! Feel free to contact me if you want a different font, color, or perhaps a custom message of your own sarcastic choosing. Just keep in mind, I have some dignity.
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📦 Ships fast from my shop ia Elkhorn, Wisconsin, because waiting is the worst.
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✨ Order now before I roll my eyes so hard I lose my ability to make more of these. ✨