The Ultimate Husband Survival Tool - I'm the Boss of this House and I have my Wifes Permission To Say So - Vintage Look Wood Sign

Declare your “authority” (or lack thereof) with this hilariously truthful engraved sign! Perfect for anyone who runs the household—at least until their better half has something to say about it. This sign makes a cheeky addition to your man cave, garage, or wherever your "bossly duties" are exercised under supervision.
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Features Fit for the “Boss”:

🪵 Built to Last: The engraved lettering is so permanent, it’s like your wife’s memory of every mistake you’ve ever made.

🧵 Jute Cord for Hanging: Because even bosses need to hang their hats—and their signs.

🎨 Rustic Charm: The Antique White base provides that timeless “I’m the boss, but not really” vibe.
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Specs That Demand Respect:

• Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D—compact enough to avoid clutter but bold enough to make your point (kind of).

• Total Height with Cord: 6¼", because height matters when you’re not in charge.

• Weight: 6 oz—light enough to move around when she tells you it doesn’t belong there.
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Why This Sign is a Power Move:

• For the Home: Add it to your space as a daily reminder of who’s really in charge.

• For Gifting: Perfect for newlyweds, seasoned husbands, or anyone who’s learned the art of “Yes, dear.”

• For Laughs: Nothing says “I’m the boss” like acknowledging you’re not the boss.
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Customization Options:

Want a different font, color, or wording? Maybe something to truly reflect your dynamic duo? Just let me know—I’ll take your (or your wife’s) orders.
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Final Thoughts:

Every boss needs a badge of honor, and this sign delivers it with a wink and a nod.

Add it to your cart and let the world know: you’re the boss... as long as she’s okay with it. 😉