Hilarious Vintage-Style Engraved Wood Sign – “I’m Not Fat, I’m Just Easier to See”

Let’s face it—life is too short to take yourself too seriously. This handcrafted engraved sign delivers a dose of humor with vintage charm, making it the perfect addition to your home or a gift for someone who knows how to laugh!
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Why You’ll Love It:

• Durability with Personality: The lettering is engraved into the wood, so it won’t fade, rub off, or ghost you like your last DIY project.

• Ready to Hang: Comes with a sturdy jute cord because we care about your convenience and wall-decor game.

• Antique White Base: A classic, understated color that says, “I’m refined, but also hilarious.”
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Custom Options for Your Inner Diva:

Want a bold color? A fancier font? Maybe something to match your mood or your favorite room? I can make that happen—just let me know!
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Details for the Detail-Oriented:

• Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (think slim, chic, and sassy).

• Hanging Height with Jute Cord: 6¼" – because presentation matters.

• Weight: A featherlight 6 oz., so it’s easier to hang than your holiday lights.
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Perfect For:

• Gifting to friends, family, or that one coworker who’s always stealing donuts.

• Adding a touch of humor to your kitchen, bathroom, or “command center.”

• Declaring your fabulousness to anyone who enters your home.
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Act fast—this sign is ready to make you smile every day. (Or contact me for a custom version that screams you!)