I'm Not One For Speeches So Goodbye ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ God Only Gave You So Many Words And You're Over Your Limit

“I’m Not One for Speeches, So Goodbye” – ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Because Sometimes, Less is More… and You’re Over Your Word Limit

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Are you a person of few words but many thoughts? Do you believe in the fine art of efficient communication, preferably in ten words or less? Does the mere thought of a long-winded goodbye speech make you want to fake a WiFi outage?

Well, congratulations! You’ve just found the perfect sign to sum up your entire philosophy on social interactions.

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This ENGRAVED wooden sign ensures that your stance on excessive chatter is permanently etched into existence—just like your commitment to keeping things short and to the point. Unlike painted, printed, or hastily scribbled signs, this message is carved deep into the wood, much like your patience has been worn down by one too many rambling conversations.

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Features That Speak for Themselves (Unlike Some People):

✔ Engraved Lettering – Because spoken words fade, but well-placed sarcasm lasts forever.

✔ Antique White Finish – Pairs beautifully with both classic décor and your “I’m not here for small talk” energy.

✔ Jute Hanging Cord Included – Because if you had time to install complicated wall mounts, you wouldn’t need this sign.

✔ Handcrafted Just for You – I make these one at a time with great care… and great amusement. Need more than one? Message me, and I’ll whip up as many as you need—assuming you ask succinctly.

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The Nitty-Gritty Details (You Like It Straight, So Here It Is):

📏 Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" H including the jute cord)

⚖ Weight: Approx. 6 oz (lightweight, just like your tolerance for long conversations)

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Custom Orders Available!

Want a different color? A different font? A version that just says “Bye.” because even this is too wordy for you? I got you. Send me a message (but keep it brief).

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Perfect Gift For:

✅ Introverts who prefer texting over talking

✅ That one coworker who vanishes the second a meeting is over

✅ Hosts who want guests to know when it’s time to leave

✅ Retirees who have officially spoken their last work-related word

✅ Anyone who believes that “goodbyes” should be as quick as their WiFi connection

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Don’t waste another second on unnecessary words—grab this sign today, and let it do the talking so you don’t have to! 🎤⬇