You're Right Let's Do This The Dumbest Way Possible ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign (The Official Motto of Every Workplace Since Forever)

"You're Right—Let’s Do This the Dumbest Way Possible!"

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The Official Motto of Every Workplace Since Forever

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Ah yes, another brilliant idea from management, another flawless plan from corporate, and yet another day where you get to sit back and watch a group of so-called “efficiency experts” make everything 1000% harder than it needs to be.

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🔨 Introducing the Official Office Decor of Bad Decisions! 🔨

Perfect for:

✅ Bosses who think brainstorming means ignoring the people who actually do the work.

✅ Engineers who "fix" things that weren’t broken, making them twice as complicated.

✅ Project Managers who schedule 8 meetings to discuss why no one has time to work.

✅ Co-workers who reply-all to emails that didn’t even need a reply in the first place.

✅ Corporate “efficiency consultants” who create 47-slide PowerPoints on how to use a stapler.

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👀 Sound familiar? Then you need this sign.

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What’s So Special About This Sign?

Besides the fact that it’s 100% accurate, here’s why you need it:

🔨 ENGRAVED Lettering – Unlike your company’s promises of “streamlining processes,” this text is actually permanent. No fading, no peeling—just like your resentment.

📏 Perfect Size for Passive-Aggressive Placement


✔ 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼” High with the Jute Cord) – fits seamlessly in any workplace disaster zone.


✔ Color: Antique White—because nothing screams “vintage incompetence” like a washed-out shade of regret.


✔ Material: Wood—stronger than your boss’s grasp on reality.


✔ Weight: About 6 oz—lighter than your company's excuse for why they “can’t approve raises this year.”


✔ Hanging: Includes a heavy jute cord, so you can display it with pride (or throw it at the next person who suggests “synergy”).

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Handmade with Love (and Deep, Deep Sarcasm)

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I craft each sign one at a time, much like how your team painstakingly follows a 42-step approval process for a $5 office supply purchase. Need more than one? No problem—just let me know, and I’ll mass-produce them faster than HR can ignore your complaints.

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Want a Custom Version?

Got another phrase that better sums up the workplace chaos? Need a different font or color to match your department’s ever-changing branding guidelines? Send me a message—I’ll customize it just for you, unlike that IT ticket that’s been “in progress” since 2021.

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🎁 Perfect Gift for Anyone Who Works in an Office, production line, construction site, etc. 🎁

Give it to your boss as a subtle hint. Hang it in the breakroom where bad decisions are born. Stick it on your cubicle wall so people know exactly what they’re walking into. Or wrap it up for your favorite engineer who insists that six unnecessary steps are always better than one.

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👉 Add to Cart Now—Because Workplace Sanity is a Myth!

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Made with personal and professional values by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin.