I'm Not Crazy It's The Rest Of The World ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

I’m Not Crazy—It’s the Rest of the World!
🤪 ENGRAVED Vintage-Look Wood Sign – Because Sanity is Overrated! 🤪

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Are you tired of explaining yourself to bewildered houseguests, judgmental cats, or skeptical mirrors? Do you find yourself muttering, “It’s not me—it’s THEM” at least once a day? Friend, this sign was literally made for you (or at least, engraved with you in mind).

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🔨 HANDCRAFTED FOR THE BEAUTIFULLY UNHINGED 🔨

Each of these delightful wooden masterpieces is lovingly engraved (not printed, painted, or scribbled in crayon during a moment of existential crisis). Nope, this lettering is carved right into the wood—meaning your message of delightful defiance will last longer than your patience in a long grocery store line.

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🎨 VINTAGE LOOK, MODERN ATTITUDE 🎨

The base color is Antique White, which sounds fancy but really just means "elegantly aged, like fine wine or questionable life choices." It’s designed to blend seamlessly with any décor, whether your vibe is "cozy cottage" or "chaotic gremlin lair."


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🛠 BUILT-IN EASY HANGING TECHNOLOGY (aka JUTE CORD) 🛠

We’ve taken the liberty of pre-attaching a heavy jute cord so you can hang this beauty instantly—on a wall, a door, or even around your neck if you really want to make a statement (not advised, but hey, you do you).

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📏 SIZE & WEIGHT – JUST RIGHT! 📏

● 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (or 6¼” high with the jute cord, for those who enjoy math)

● Weighs approximately 6 oz.—lighter than the burden of dealing with other people’s nonsense.

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💡 CUSTOMIZATION? YOU BET! 💡

Want a different font? Different color? Something even more dramatic to proclaim your unique brand of eccentricity? Shoot me a message, and I’ll make it happen—within reason. (No, I will not engrave your ex’s phone number with the words “DO NOT TRUST.” Probably.)

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🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR: 🎁

✔ Your best friend who’s delightfully offbeat

✔ That one relative everyone talks about at Thanksgiving

✔ Yourself—because self-care includes laughing at the absurdity of life

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📦 MADE TO ORDER – JUST FOR YOU! 📦

I make these one at a time, with the same care and attention I give to remembering where I left my coffee cup. Need more than one? No problem—message me, and I’ll make as many as you need (within reason; I’m not a machine, despite what my coffee consumption suggests).

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👉 Add to Cart NOW before the rest of the world convinces you otherwise!